
Ah, pickup lines—the timeless art of sparking interest with a clever, bold, or downright cheesy one-liner. Love them or hate them, pickup lines have long been a staple of flirting and dating culture. From old-school romantic gestures to today’s swipe-right era, they’ve evolved with the times—sometimes cringeworthy, sometimes hilarious, but always a fun part of the game.
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Let’s dive into the fascinating world of pickup lines and how they continue to play a role in our never-ending quest for love, laughter, and connection.
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Funny Pickup lines

- Girl your hotness would cause a meltdown if ever you get to the Antarctica
- Is sleeping your hobby? (Wow) nice, we should sleep together sometime.
- You so glowing! It’s like you have advanced radiation poisoning.
- Love your face. Is it MacDonald’s?
- You seem sick. I think you suffering from lack of vitamin me.
- You look like a Disney princess, because you are cinderHella fine.
- Lady you got Fine inscribed all over you, that you reminding me of a library book that has been overdue,.
- Sorry, is your Dad a retard? You are special.
- Just as red are to roses, violets are to blue touching you gently, I got herpes, and now you got them too
- Perhaps your name is Wifi because I kind of feel the connection.
- You really seem expensive! How much does it take to date you?
- You closely as a beautiful as my mum.
- I thought you wore that yesterday.
- Huh! Just as brave as the internet explorer is to ask you to be its default browser, am also as brave to ask you on a date.
- Are you called Daniel? Because Damn!
- Besides being cute, what do you do to earn a living?
- You would look cuter with my money. (Anything she says to reply). Sorry I just don’t roll with gold diggers.
- You and my future Ex-wife look so alike.
- You just so beautiful, I was wondering perhaps you would want to buy me a drink.
- When she says she is in a relationship, tell her, yeah lets engage on how to get you out of that relationship.
- I know a place where free drinks are offered. (She asks where?) in my house.
- That girl’s face (pause) I love it.
- Please help me prove my mum wrong, she thinks am not straight.
- Girl you look hotter than my laptops rare.
- I think am in band of boys known as wrong direction
- In you all my prayers are answered. Are you religious?
- You seemed a little thirsty when you saw me. Are you a vampire?
- Girl, you look just like my own brand of heroin.
- You really have a lovely personality.
- You should lace up your shoes! I’d hate you falling for someone else.
- You Jamaican me mad, you have to be from Jamaica.
- Where should we go? Your place or my place? Let’s flip a coin tail your place, head mine.
- From the texture of your shirt, this is made of a boyfriend material.
- You look amazingly lovely that I would date your brother if that is what will take to enter into your family
- You so beautiful that you might be asked to leave soon because you make other girls look bad.
- Please stop drinking because you will drive me home.
- What do you like? Scotch and sofa or platonic and gin?
- What’s your shoe size? Let me guess, size gorgeous!
- The difference between you and a Ferrari is that I don’t have you.
- You got the same favorite color as me, we must be soul mates.
- Can you be my girlfriend?
- Combining your body plus my IQ can result to a race of super kids.
- Your eyes have told me everything except your name.
- What is a beautiful lady as you doing in my dirty mind?
- I really cannot move on. Our break up is worse than New York traffic.
- Weighing you on a scale of 1-10, you are 9 and I’m the 1 you need.
- When you looked at me I dropped my drink, now you owe me one drink.
- Somebody should call the police because it is a crime to look that beautiful.
- The second best thing you can do with your lips is smiling.
- Am struggling to withhold the feeling to make you the happiest girl on earth.
- I can’t help thinking if your lips taste as sweet as you look
- Am wondering if your Dad is terrorist cause girl you are a bomb.
- Sorry, were you really talking to me? NO, then please it’s not too late to start.
- I’m that type of men who qualify to have girls they don’t deserve.
- Am never usually this tall. It’s just that am sitting on my wallet.
- If ever I was to become a dog, would you give me a hand when burying my bone?
- If I ever were to request you for a date, would you give the same answer as the answer to this question?
- I would happily marry your cat just to join your family.
- I was so lost into your beauty that I hit that wall over there. Now I need your phone number and name for the sake of insurance.
- Hey, you driving all these guys crazy, I wonder why your license has not been suspended yet.
Cheesy pick up lines

- Hunny my hands become sweaty, my arms spaghetti and knees weak whenever am with you.
- Hey can I please take your photo? Because I want to show my mum how my next girlfriend will look.
- Hey ladies, I have seen you from the other side and thought to let you know that am taken.
- Hi, I think you dropped something on the ground. (What?) Your standards.
- Baby, do you know what’s big? My house you stubborn.
- I think you are a magician because when I look at you, you make every other thing disappear.
- Can we take a selfie photo? I want to show you the most beautiful girl I have ever seen.
- Hey, does your Dad deal drugs? Because you are way dope.
- Have deeply fallen for you, sorry I cannot hold on.
- You look so much like jelly because jam doesn’t shake like you do.
- With such blue eyes as the sea, baby I’m lost in the ocean.
- You have to be the best thief ever; you stole my heart just from the other side of the room.
- You damn beautiful that I think when God created you He was just showing off.
- You so lovely that I wish if you were a plant I could have a whole field of you.
- You must be an angel, what time is remaining to go back to heaven?
- Baby, the doctor thinks that I’m afraid of commitments. Can you assist me prove him wrong?
- Girl I just want to enter your wine cabinet and get myself one that is stiff.
- From the very first time I laid my eyes on you, I already knew that we can win a tonsil hockey’s Stanley Cup.
- You such a bomb, it’s like your dad was in the air force.
- Hi sweetie, please touch my hands I want to brag to all my friends that I was touched by an angel.
- Wondering what you plan to do for the rest of your life because I would love to spent it with you.
- You have such lovely set of buns. Does your dad bake?
- Nothing on earth compares to you I think your parents were aliens.
- All I ever want for Christmas is a date with you.
- Your dad must have been a king for a day to make such a lovely princess as you.
- I think there is a grave problem with my eyes; I just can’t take them off you.
- For such a fine tuned body, your dad must have been a mechanic.
- My phone has this one big problem. It doesn’t have you mobile number in it.
- The earth has 20 angels in it, 8 are deeply asleep, 11 are somewhere playing and 1 of them is majestically standing in my presence right now.
- Hey angel, where do you hide your wings?
- There are lots of fish in the ocean but you the only one I would love to catch on my net.
- You rock my world like an earthquake.
- You have tightly tied my heart with a strong knot; you must have been in scouts for boys.
- Baby please stop, drop and roll, you so on fire.
- You so beautiful that Vogue would love to put you in their cover.
- You surely must be the reason why men keep falling in love.
- The dress you wearing look amazing on you.
- There is an angel missing in heaven, could somebody please call God.
- Smoking is dangerous to your health…..girl you constantly killing me.
- You are a bomb, could somebody call the bomber please.
- I have finally found you. I have been looking around for a girl of my dreams.
- So what is that one thing you have not been told this night?
- I’m really so sorry I didn’t know that wasn’t a Braille tag name.
- I should report you to the police because you stole my heart.
- All these keys, how I wish I owned one that opens your heart.
- Can somebody please dust my lap; this chick needs a nice spot to sit.
- Emergency, I really need a mouth-mouth quickly am chocking.
- My love keeps going and going like the energizer bunny.
- Sure, that band is really awesome; I have all there hard to find stuffs in my house. You can come record them all if you want.
- Goodness gracious! I’m in love with you! Now take a rest!
- Ouch! You are damn sweet that teeth ache!
- The love I feel for you is like dividing by zero, I can’t define it.
- Please call me ‘lover’
- Your love is as bright as the sun that it turns my lenses dark.
- I will tell you my name so you get an idea of what to scream.
- Privileged to meet you, am your lover and you are so gorgeous.
- Can somebody please pinch me? You so lovely that it feels like I’m dreaming.
- Elmo isn’t my name, though you allowed to tickle me whenever you want.
- I’m known as “you here” please feel free to call me tonight.
- Haywood is my name. Jablome Haywood.
- Can I please flirt with you?
- Seems like you have dropped something. (What?) My jaw.
- I’m attracted to you as an inverse square law.
- My bedrooms ceiling is very nice, I think you would love to see it.
- I got a first name for my Bologna.
- Got a bet with my friends that I can’t initiate a conversation with a lovely lady in a bar. Would like to purchase drinks with their money?
- Can I be allowed to finish this sentence with a proposition?
- Living without you is like having a shoe without laces, a non-spaced sentence or a non-braced nerd.
- If we play hockey I will be the net so you can score.
- Life without you in it is as pointless as a broken pencil.
- You give the word edible a new meaning.
- People need 3 meals a day, for me just an eye contact with you is enough.
- A lot of people love watching Olympics because it occurs once in 4 years, I would rather engage you in a conversation because you only meet a special person as you once in lifetime.
- Let’s get used to each other just like a snuggle and fabric softener.
- You seem hot and ready, it’s like your father is Lil Caesar.
- Let’s engage in a wonderful crime ever committed. Let’s steal each other’s heart.
- Shall I give you a call or a nudge tomorrow so that we take breakfast together?
- I implore you to have your way with me in this new world order.
- You got all the light shining on you that the rest of the place is dark.
- You really have got me swept off my feet. Am wondering if your name might be Swiffer?
- Girl you really are the best thing a man can get, you must be Gillette.
- You so damn good, might your name be Campbell?
- Your beauty makes me look like a clown.
- You tripped me into falling for you and that’s not my fault
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Best pickup lines

- You have got a name or can I give you mine?
- You have Russian my heart rate. Might you be from Russia?
- Hi, while passing by, I observed you checking me out…so you anything you want to tell me?
- You looking like dirt, can I please take you out for a date?
- The more I continue drinking the prettier and prettier you become.
- You make me regret being gay.
- I hate your shirt but I love you.
- Girl, other girls look ugly when compared to you. I have a feeling you might be requested to leave early.
- What’s that long and hard thing right behind you?
- Some days to come when I will be looking back to all my crowning moments, the only things I will remember will be the day I met you, the day we got married and the day our kids were brought to life.
- Can we get married for just one hour?
- If ever you were a basketball, I would be a terrible player because I will never score.
- From all of your beauty parts, I love your smile more.
- Your beauty doesn’t require makeup. That will be messing with perfection.
- I wish to keep you forever though am not hoarder.
- Are you shivering from cold? You can use me as your blanket.
- Please assist me with my assignment in science, I don’t understand how one gets to Uranus.
- Imagine I was breaking a nut and you are a squirrel, would you help?
- Do you agree that it is good to help the homeless? Well, please take me with you to your house.
- I would love to Pikachu only if you were a Pokémon.
- If you are a magician the Abraca-DAYUM.
- Were you born in Tennessee? Because you are the only 10 I have seen.
- Aside looking occupied, you also are looking a bit lonely. Can I interfere with your reverie?
- Give her your hand and ask “can you hold it for me as I take a walk?”
- Hey, looking at your shirt I can truly say you were made from heaven.
- Are you in any way Google? Because you got everything I have been looking for.
- You turn my software into hardware.
- You took me at Hello world.
- Hey, I’m Microsoft. Can you allow me to crash in your heart?
- I wish you were an ISO file. I would love to mount you into my heart.
- Girl you’ve given meaning into my life. Are you a dictionary?
- My love for you can be likened to diarrhea. It is impossible to hold it.
- Lady, you stole my heart’s ASCII.
- You got a divine texture mapping. Was wondering if you are an angel?
- If you were a computer keyboard, then you would be my type.
- Am just around the range of you Wifi hotspot. I ask that you allow me to connect and get limitless access.
- 1 universe, 9 planets, 1.8 billion people and it’s only you I end up with.
- Am strongly attracted to you. Do you have a magnet?
- Hey, are you looking at me? Fascinating!!
- The way I’m attracted to you, scientist should develop a fifth fundamental force.
- I’m so used to reciting the English alphabet but since I met you am unable to go past U.
- You got me entangled in your correct and spelling grammar.
- Women have 209 bones would you want me to add you one?
- I have the ability to seduce you but I’d rather flirt you with my awkwardness.
- I had you were playing mine-craft because I would want to play creative with you.
- I wonder whose running heaven now that you are here?
- Try holding 8 roses before a mirror, you will discover 9 most beautiful stuffs in the world
- I wish I were a traffic light, I would change red each you try to pass by, so that I would look at you much longer.
- It’s like you are a camera, I can’t help smiling every time I see you.
- How I would love to be your tears, so I could be created in your eyes, flow down your cheek and pass-on in your lips.
- You as cute as the thing people see when they are dying.
- If every time I think of you a star would fall then the sky would have nothing.
- Are your parents thieves? Because you got all the star of the sky in your eyes.
- There is this person who loves you the most, if not that I were shy I would have told you his name.
- I can’t find my teddy bear, please allow me to share your bed tonight.
Corny Pick Up Lines

- Your beauty is so magnificent, your birthday should be made a national holiday
- Your beauty surpasses that of 100 pink flamingos standing on a golf course.
- It’s like you are searching for a shallow relationship.
- Why should a sweet girl like you be talking to such a loser as me?
- Do you feel pain on your left eye? Because all day long you have been looking right.
- Get me right, I like my bed but I would rather sleep in yours.
- Do you work at hooters?
- Hey, I can’t find my number. May I please borrow yours?
- Given a chance I would rearrange the alphabetic order and have U and I come first.
- Can I borrow your dress some other time?
- Hey, I think I got a problem with my eyes. I can’t stop looking at you?
- I would look so nice with you.
- Hey, there is something on your face. Look it’s just an ocean of beauty.
- You are perfectly delicious. Your name should be Lucky Charms.
- Rub her back gently and say I heard angels have wings.
- Are you a believer of love at first sight? Or do I have to pass by again?
- I had a dream that I was Richard Gere and you were the Pretty Lady.
- Please help me. I’m alone and desperate.
- What’s your favorite food? I’m an amazing cook.
- I wish you were a booger. I would pick you before any other thing.
- I asked an angel to look over you while you sleep. He returned and said “angels don’t watch over fellow angels.
- Ask a girl if you dead, if she asks why? Tell her it’s because you have seen an angel before you.
- Of all the zombies I have seen you are the most beautiful.
- You feel like the soft wind under my cheek.
- Asked “on a scale of one-America, how available are you tonight?”
- I like how those genes make you look.
- Honey, if only I was your derivative, I would lay tangent to your curves.
- You beautifully sharp. Are you a knife?
- Hey girl, am Edward but you can just call me tonight.
- Hi, hope you got a few minutes because I want to hit on you.
- Please don’t say anything, just smile if it’s a yes or backflip if no. would allow me to take you out?
- You would make the most incredible print if you were a pen.
- You are awesomely beautiful that I just can’t remember my pick-up line.
- Are you usually this hot or you got a tan?
- If beauty would kill, you would be categorized under the most deadly weapon of mass destruction.
- Baby you sweet like jam. Was your mother a strawberry?
- My whole life I have wished to be superman but tonight I’d rather be your man.
- Can you speak Latin? (if no) Neither can I, so what are my chances?
- I wore my sunglasses because you look brighter tonight.
- I have six senses and my sixth sense is telling that you curious to know everything about me. Am I correct?
- Can I disturb you for a kiss?
- I thought a girl like you should be out there dating Indiana Jones or James Bond.
- If you’ve ever seen the reality show “Temptation Island”, then my name is Temptation Edward. Are you tempted in any way?
- I can bum a kiss off you, if you allow me.
- You the cutest girl have seen goodness! Am also cute can I take you out?
- If I could compare you to a city, then you would be Paris.
- Oh, those ring on your finger. Have you been cheating on me?
- If I would liken your beauty to a software company, then you would be Microsoft.
- You so hot, have your oven ever been jealous of you?
- It must be either your perfume or my cologne, something smells good.
- I can prove that fairy tales are true. You want a proof, kiss me and I will change into a charming prince.
- I can’t see, am blinded by your beauty.
- If we could define beauty as a mustard seed then you are a Grey Poupon.
- If beauty must be a car, then you are surely Bentley.
- Am wondering why would I struggle to be a better Christian while heaven is in front of me?
- Was your mum hot? Because you are steaming.
- Would you be interested in doing that thing of Bonnie and Cycle? Falling in love and robbing banks.
- My name can be whatever you want it to be.
- Please allow me to search your purse because you have stolen my heart.
- Girl, in you I found a new religion, do you have a book I can follow?
- If ever you were an adjective you would be called gorgeous.
- I really don’t have enough in my house for breakfast but I have the most comfortable bed.
- Wow! It seems somebody won a beauty lottery.
- Can we play the game of a doctor and a dollar?
- I heard you were searching for a perfect man; well here is your man.
- Truth be told, you seriously need me in your life.
- Stop waiting for a Mr. Right and walk home with Mr. Right now.
- Am a little boat lost in the sea and you are the big tug boat that will pull me to the harbor.
- Please be honest, am I fat?
- Should I die tonight no great accomplishment would be remembered of me except for the fact that I married you.
- Am really not perfect but you bring me closer to perfection.
- If you were a flower in my garden then I would walk in it forever.
- If loving you is a mistake then I don’t want to be right.
- Looking in your eyes I see a glimpse of heaven.
- If there was a copyright for beauty, the owner would sue you for a huge amount of money.
- Would you feel sad if I told you that your beauty is second to Mother Nature?
- Hey, could have seen a smile such as yours around here?
- Am not worthy but can I earn your attention?
- Hi I know you think am dark and handsome but to the contrary am white and heinous.
- Think I forgot my magic pick-up line at home. So what your name?
- Your beauty blows all the other girls away. Were you ever in the armed forces?
- Just pondering, how comes the ladies have everything that make them more beautiful while men have none?
- If ever you would be searching for a tough man, remember I can act tough.
- You resemble a man-eater but I’m never afraid.
- I really don’t care if you using me but please be upfront about it.
- I’m the answer to your prayers.
- I’m the man who is here to save you. Boys have really let you down.
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Cute Pick Up Lines For Guys

- I think your body is McDonalds because I love it.
- Whenever I’m around you my face becomes as red as roses.
- Guess what? I’m wearing the smile you gave me.
- If your name is Ariel then we were mermaid for one another.
- If you want to know what is beautiful just read the starting word.
- What is your name? can I call you mine?
- Truly, as squitals are blue and charzards are red even if you were a Pokémon I would still choose you.
- Though am a hoarder, I still want to keep you forever.
- Sure roses are red, I blush every time am around you, I really got a crush on you.
- Have you seen any cops around? I want to steal your heart.
- Your beauty makes me want to step out and look for a job.
- As long as roses would remain red and violets blue, nothing in this world would ever be prettier than you.
- I was told by my mum to follow my dream. Can I follow?
- You are as hot as lava.
- Your body is nice and attractive that I want to make you mine.
- If ever I were an octopus, still my three hearts would beat for you.
- You so fine like wine, perhaps you made of grapes.
- Though I’m ugly, I will still treat you right.
- Am so afraid of the letter X because I want to be yours forever.
- You seem good in algebra, could you please replace my X without asking Y.
- You so beautiful that you distracting me.
- You said I should tell you Hi.
- You such a blessing can’t stop thinking if your dad was a preacher.
- Hey girl, you have dropped your smile.
- I don’t donate organs but I would happily give my heart to you.
- Looks like we have met somewhere. Did we have a class together? Because I swear we got chemistry.
- There is no such thing as love at first sight, but for I can always make an exception.
- Only one thing about you I would love to change, that’s your surname.
- I was feeling a bit off today, but your charms turned me on.
- Please help me with a bandage, when I fell for you I bruised my knees.
- My pals doubt that I can talk to prettier lady, do want to spend their cash on drinks?
- Your smile brightens the whole room until I had to come over.
- In the past I was a gambler, but then I discovered that all I wanted was a queen to my heart.
- You may fall from so many things, but the most amazing of the all is to fall in love with me.
- There is no word in the dictionary that can truly define your beauty.
- You realize you in love that time when it’s hard to fall a sleep because at the end reality is better than dreaming.
- When I age I will glimpse in my past defining moments and I will only remember the day we met, the day we got married and the day our children were brought into this world.
- Looking into your eyes, they look like a gateway to another world I wish to be part of.
- Whenever you dance, you will always have my hands and whenever you sing I will always give you my heart.
- Someone has just jumped me real bad but I think with you I can feel good again.
- I wish I was your tears, that I would be created in your eyes, stay on your cheeks and finally succumb to death on your lips.
- I wasn’t this shy, I could tell somebody who likes you a lot.
- Would you please smile for me? Whenever I’m so down only a smile of prettier girl like you can make me happy.
- I have a weakness for sweetness and that’s why I just had to come see you.
- Can you loan me 25 cents, I want to phone my mum to tell her that I just met a girl of my dreams.
- Please kiss me on the cheek with your lips so I could say a lovely lady kissed me this night.
- Hey you are leaving already. Aren’t you forgetting me?
- I might never be the cutest guy around but at least am the only one talking to you.
- Many people love super bowl because it comes only once in a year, for I would rather take time talking to you because it is very rare to meet a person like you.
- Does your physical beauty reflect your inner beauty?
- Hey you are forgetting something. What? Me!
- What’s the time now? 19 January, 2019, so today is January 19, 2019 9.35 AM, am so grateful I only wanted to have the ability to remember the absolute time when I met my dream girl.
- I heard that nothing lasts forever, would you please be my nothing?
- If you don’t surrender immediately, you’ll make me use my pick-up line.
- I want a dollar though I have only 90 cents….would you be willing to be my dime?
- If you ever want to be on top of the world, just allow me to be your world.
- I got an ‘I’, an L, an O, a V and an E, I love you.
- I think I have diabetes because of all the girls I have met, you are the sweetest.
- I was arrested the other day for possessing a six pack and two guns.
- Hey did you know that my mum passed away and am so wealthy.
- Of all singers am fonder of Mick Jagger, because he just can’t get satisfied and so am I. Can you help me change that?
- I wish my eyes were crossed; I would love to see you twice.
- I usually flirt with my eyes across the room, but today its’ just different, so can I know your name?
- Am Edward, would you please take a sit and blow my mind off.
- I would like to invite you to my place we watch cartoon, and eat cereals.
- Am currently searching for a pal, will you be my pal?
- If you could be a drum I would bang you.
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Smooth Pick Up Lines

- Can I get a pen, I want rub away your past and inscribe our future.
- How is heaven like?
- Your beauty is the reason why the sun shines.
- It’s only your name that I can’t read from your eyes
- I can now die happily; I have got a glimpse of heaven.
- I think you need a map, because every time I gaze in your eyes I get lost.
- If for every time I think of you I would be given a rose, then now I would be having a universe of roses.
- I have an assignment on the good things in life, I was thinking if I can interview you.
- Your eyes are a clear reflection of your soul, they are as clear as the ocean.
- If life is a pack of cards, then you have to be the queen of hearts.
- You such a magnificent masterpiece, that when I saw you I first looked for a signature.
- Am not a believer of organ donation but I would graciously donate my heart to you.
- Please help me with a bandage, for I have just bruised my knees falling for you.
- You tripped me into falling in love with you. It is my fault.
- I once saw a flower and presumed that it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw, but that changed the day I met you.
- God created us with two hands, two eyes, two legs, two ears, but only one heart so that I could look for you and let you know that you my second heart.
- The stars in heaven were stolen and now I can see them in your eyes. Are your parents thieves?
- A sea has countless fish but you are the one and only that attracted my eyes.
- The only thing that’s not perfect in your eyes is the fact that you are not married to me.
- I have been sentenced for life in your heart.
- If one day you wake up in closed room with doors and windows, don’t panic, you just inside my heart.
- Somebody call a fireman, because you are burning with hotness like fire.
- Your earrings are a reflection of the moon in your eyes.
- Hey honey, you got something in your eye, oh! Don’t worry it’s just a sparkle.
- You so good in this game of take and let go, because each time I take a breath you make me let it out again.
- The reasons why I love you are as many as the stars in the sky.
- The best crime we can ever commit is, you steal my heart and I steal yours in turn.
- Last night I looked up the sky and matched each star with the reasons why I love you.
- Would touch me with an angels touch?
- Oh my goodness! Your eyes are a true reflection of falling stars.
- If asked to choose either to breath and love you, I would spend my final breath to tell you “I’m in love with you”
- The room was bright with your smile that I had to come over.
- Contrary to my friends, I don’t think you are cute. I think you are incredibly gorgeous.
- Your eyes are so lovely that I think you wore eye contacts.
- I think we are near an airport, my heart took off the moment I saw you.
- You must be blood because my heart will die without you.
- Your presence left me speechless, yet I was to tell something spectacular about you.
- Your eyes resemble a clear blue sea after a storm.
- You are the reason I cry less, laugh a little harder and smile more than ever.
- If I would make a step for each time I had you in mind then I would have walked all over the earth a million times.
- The person who suggested that none is perfect; he obviously has never met you.
- Smooth will never have enough “O”s to fully define how you are smooth.
- If you tell her hi Linda and she asks how you knew her name, tell her isn’t that the name of every cute girl.
- It is a privilege and honor to sit beside you.
- Were kisses snowflakes, I would give you a blizzard.
- You are just like the sun in the morning after a long dark night.
- The blue color of your eyes give a feeling of being in the sky whenever we together.
- If for every time I thought of you I was given a star, then I would own a galaxy of stars.
- I have a feeling we would look lovely on our wedding cake.
- When I woke up this morning I came across a flower that brought memories of you.
- I never stop thinking about you. You always in my mind.
- Allow me to replace your surname because you also took my heart.
- If my heart could stop beating tomorrow, then I would use every minute today to think about you.
- If beauty would be time then you will never die.
- I think they might ask you to go away because you are making other girls look ugly.
- The only crime am ever guilty of is loving you.
- You really want to know what completes my life. Go the first word in the sentence.
- You got me believing in angels, do you believe in fate?
- If I could turn and become your heart would allow me to beat?
- I wonder how it feels to be a solo star in the sky.
- I approached you after 3 tries, because I could not hold my breath.
- You got to be a broom. You take me off my feet.
- I will stop loving you the day you will find the tear I dropped in the ocean.
- Girl, we are just like the clover, you the C and I’m the R, and we have love within us.
- Thinking of you is more like when you sneeze and you stops for a second.
- If you don’t have a twin sister then you are the most beautiful girl on earth.
- I thought there were only 21 letters in the alphabet, because I could not remember letters U R A Q T.
- Your name is forever engraved in my heart.
- Whatever you see when you close your eyes (nothing), that’s my life without you in it.
- Would want to watch the sun set with me?
- I can prove that we once loved each other in our past life.
- How do you maintain your body so beautifully like that?
- You are amazingly beautiful I just could not help noticing you.
- Your sweetness is my weakness, am just yearning to talk to you.
- Are you beautiful inside as you are physically?
- No matter where you fall from, the important one is falling in love with me.
- Your eyes are a gateway to a world I would love being part of.
- There is no word that can fully describe your beauty.
- I like you but am too shy to tell you.
- I love your smile more.
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Chat Up Lines

- Penguin is popularly known for staying with its partner forever whenever it finds one. Would you like to be my penguin?
- Hey, I’m making a phone book; can I save your number?
- If you were a derivative, I would love to be a secant so I would be touching you twice every time.
- Please can get your number? (Girl: I have a boyfriend) me I have a test in math class.
- I employed 1000 artists and gave them 100 years to work, they still were not able to draw a picture as beautiful as you.
- Is that a coat you’ve pulled?
- Hello, I had two crazy pick-up lines, then I thought you deserve more, what’s your name?
- Hey, I’m Jolly Rancher, do you know what that mean?
- I’m wondering, how is it that I know 100 of Pi digits but have no clue about your 7 digit phone number?
- What more could happen? Think of it I got a pen and on the other hand you got a number.
- Hello my girl, you have fine inscribed all over you, looks like you are a parking ticket.
- Do have any idea what’s on that menu? It got me-n-u.
- It’s like you are a clock, honey you ticking me out.
- I know you thought nickel was a penny, I’m sure your thoughts got much more value than that.
- I wish I were a cat so that I could use all my 9 lives by your side.
- I come with you to your place, would you allow me to stay?
- I don’t have the strength to make you like me but I can stalk you hoping you give in.
- I’d love to make your socks my home so that I would live with you.
- Hey, I have never seen such a beauty as you that I couldn’t help noticing you. so what is……
- Would you love to party with me in your free time?
- You so hot, do ever get burnt?
- Jogging has done you a lot of good, you got a pretty and sleek physique.
- Hey, do you do laundry? Was debating with myself the right quantity of bleach to put in for my nice suit.
- I would love to help you fold your sheets.
- Is it me or are all these painting the same?
- Your beautiful face would make such an amazing paint.
- I can visualize my portrait and yours sitting for a cup of coffee.
- What are the scores? I would love to make a touch-down score with you.
- Let’s surprise your roommate/parents. Don’t go home tonight.
- I wish you knew how many times I had to swipe left to get to you.
- I would love to play your favorite game.
- Maybe you and me could…..!
- Excuse me honey, you sitting on my spot.
- Have mercy please, you killing me with your beauty.
- How about we take a talk?
- You resemble someone I love so much.
- You make me remember my dead ex-girlfriend.
- I love to smash you in the face with a kiss.
- While passing I realized you were stalking me, so….
- Hey, you dropped your hand.
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Flirty Pick Up Lines

- I think that cloud was formed for immortal beings like us.
- Looking at your photo i can’t help seeing heaven in my future.
- You look so beautiful, though you’ll look even more beautiful hanging on my arm.
- It has always been said that the right girl would bring the best out of me. You may be that girl.
- You are lacking nothing; you got them all there beauty, skills and brains.
- I would gladly give up my dog and hunting gun for you.
- Can I ask for your mother’s number, I would love to appreciate her for giving birth to you?
- If first time on the lips would give me your hips forever, then I would love to kiss your pretty body every day.
- Am not into pick-up lines so can we jump to the part where we hook up.
- Wow! Please tie me around and put a leash on me, I would gladly be you love slave forever.
- Gazing in your eyes I forget my own mobile number, please give yours.
- Hi lovely, my eye got hold of you over the internet, so came to see if we have compatible bytes.
- Can you think of 3 things I could tell that will make you glow?
- Hi, I know you have been told so much how lovely you look, so what can I do to help make your dreams true?
- You can change my day by telling me your number, true name and the most convenient time I can call you.
- You got pretty eyes, amazing hair and wide shoulders, please say you are single.
- I’m that kind of a man who would make you feel like a princess.
- Do you want to know me? I should tell knowing me means loving me.
- I’m doing an essay for my PhD, would you tell me what’s the most used pickup line you’ve ever been told?
- I’m wealthy, handsome and bored, what advice would recommend for me?
- Hey, I’m your Santa, what do you want for this Christmas?
- Life keeps on getting better and better, my job is done for the week, sun is glowing and to top it up I met you, I just couldn’t ask for more.
- Usually I would ask if I have talked to you before, but I know there is no way I could have forgotten about such an articulate lady like you.
- My mum warned me not to talk to strangers, can we be friends?
- I want a lady who is a lover in the bedroom, cook in the kitchen and an eye-candy on my hands.
- I can compare you to cotton candy covered with a chocolate bar and immersed to fry in decadence.
- Whenever I go to sleep at night, all I can think of are new ways of how to make you like me.
- Ever you were an orphan; I would adopt and love you.
- Three things I would never hate; you, juicy steak and football.
- I love trouble young lady, so I think I can handle you just fine.
- You’ve Taken me, I wonder would your dad be Liam Neeson?
- Did you buy those yoga pants? They are 100% off at my place.
- You like sweet pizza, have worked at the Dominos?
- Girl, you my Seoul mate, would you be from China?
- The alphabet has got 20 letters, right?
- Could be campfire? You are so hot and I would love some more.
- You still using explorer? You really love it nice and slow. Don’t you?
- Girl, you hot as fire, allow me to be the wind and blow you hotter.
- Hi honey, what’s the time? I could just look at my watch but my eyes are stuck on you.
- Hi, I’d love to have your football jersey – your number and name.
- Would you love Nintendo? I swear we would look lovely together.
- I wonder how it feels to be the only star in the sky.
- I argued with my brother that you are not taken; he thinks you are who is right?
- What does it take to change you from a maybe to become an all-night chick?
- I just divorced with my wife; she says my flirting lines are terrible. Would you allow me to practice it on you?
- The last lady I texted ended up in my couch; do you want to break my streak?
- I wasn’t into the love at first sight thing, but that changed the first time I came across your profile picture.
- They say to enter into a man’s heart you can go through his stomach. I’m wondering what it takes to get into a girl’s heart.
- Lovely, I’d want you to be first thing in my mind when I wake up and the last thing before I sleep.
- I’ve just bought a phone; can test it with your number see if it is working properly?
- If I tell you that you got a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
- Am starting a blog on 100 most kissable ladies I have ever met and I would like start to interview you.
- Hi love, I’m called Milk, I nourish your body?
- Hey, it looks like you best on your knees. Just wondering did ever play volleyball?
- Were you watching me? I really would have liked to make you fall for my smile same way I felt for yours.
- Hi baby, the sign says No Smoking, yet you Smokin.
- You just like butterflies they are easy to see but had to catch.
- Hey do you want to be my SLUT? Sweet Little Unforgettable Thing.
- Goodness gracious! Someone poured beauty all over you.
- You think nickels are penny? I’m sure your thoughts are worth more.
- Given a chance to arrange the alphabets I would put U and I together.
- I figure you trying to check me out, are you a cashier?
- I get it that milk nourishes the body but surely what quantity did you drink?
- Were you a tear then I would not cry for the fear of losing you?
- Heard you got three wishes, now that am here what are the other remaining 2?
- If it is wrong to love you then I’d rather stay wrong forever.
- Trying to have you in my life is like trying to reach the stars, you sure it is impossible but you just have to try.
- Lucky is the mirror because each time you look into it, it looks right back at you. at least it gets to see you one more time.
- A big old man might come to your room and put you into a bag, please don’t be afraid I asked Santa for you as my Christmas present.
- I have just ingested some Skittles; do you mind to taste the rainbow?
- It has been long since I got a hug, would you mind to hug me?
- Many photos may need more than a thousand words of compliments but your picture only needs one word! Wow!
- You have fine lips like vodka and I’d love to get wasted.
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Clever Pick Up Lines

- You seem like the square root of 100 because you are a concrete 10, but more like a fantasy.
- Am searching for the right person to go on an adventure with.
- It is eventually possible that I slightly love you.
- I’d love to be the reason you smile each time you look at your phone while walking towards the pole.
- My faith doesn’t allow me to gamble but if ever I would gamble I’ll put my bet on you.
- Hey, it is impossible to spell Calculus by not including US.
- You such a pretty angel. My eyes are stuck on you.
- You are nicely awkward just like puppies riding on an elevator.
- You got a unique physique never again seen in this world. Are you from the moon.
- Hey, sorry if you I offended you but I was just asking if you would love to hold hands.
- I guess I can call you Obi-Wan for me.
- You have to be the God of time because you got two hearts, your heart and mine
- Hey, you infatuate me.
- We got chemistry between us. It’s like we are sharing electrons in covalent bond.
- Please reduce your beauty attraction; I’m trying to avoid liking you.
- If I were to categorize you among fruits, you’d be fineapple
- The more I see you the more I need you badly hence I have to put you on My to Do list.
- If time machine could be invented then I’d love to go back in time and start our relationship over again.
- You are so rare to find, could Waldo be your name?
- My happiness starts with U. funny huh!
- If I could get a chance to look in Erised mirror, I bet I’d see the two of us together.
- Girl, you seems to have a lot of beryllium, gold, and titanium because you so Full of be au ti.
- Being around you makes me feel irrational I bet you are a square root of 2.
- Is Yoda your relative? Because YODALICIOUS.
- Your brightness intimidates the sun.
- Having such guns you don’t need a phaser.
- Hey lovely, word is that you are searching for a knight dressed in a bright armor. So you know I’m wearing God’s armor.
- So you breathe oxygen, me too. Think we have lots thing in common.
- Let’s bring our smile in contact.
- I can’t stop stalking you it’s like you living in a corn field.
- Damn! You look like a beaver.
- I feel like we have met before, if am wrong bite me.
- Do you visit this place more often or do you wait until you reach home?
- Hi love, I want to date you.
- I can’t explain how I feel for you, but I can liken it to a fossil sample and a paleontologist who can’t wait to date it.
- Let’s bet $40 dollars, you will turn me down.
- Hi gorgeous, you seem so ripe to swallow.
- Would you please help me watch the sunrise in the morning from my bedroom window?
- Hi sweetheart, I would love to overflow you with lots of high-octane love.
- Would you want to see how incredibly your hair color matches my pillow?
- I would let you have your own way with me, when you done you can just push me aside.
- You amaze me by your beauty and charm, I don’t know if it is refreshing or worrying.
- So the other night I was going through the book of numbers and it occurred to me that I didn’t have your number?
- You look really exhausted; can I help you hold your hands?
- You got a simple yet disarming kind of smile, it’s just like expelliarmus.
- Isn’t it just weird, a princess away from her castle!
- Each time I can’t see you I find myself missing you terribly, it’s like you are a target.
- Excuse me my lady, am totally attracted to you and from newton’s gravitation law, different poles attract, so I think you are also attracted to me.
- I cherish my breath so much, would you be nice enough not to take it away each time you pass by.
- If ever you were words, then you would be the best print ever.
- You must be winter, because you just about to come.
- Honey, if ever you will go up north on me, I swear I will come down south on you.
- I read that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the body, let’s make them fight.
- You have the same name as my wife, though we aren’t married yet in fact I just met her.
- Girl, my love for you is so great that i would put a star on fire if that is what it would take to tell you good bye.
- Lovely lady, your eyes are burning brighter than the suns of Gallifreyan.
- I feel like riding you through time and space. Are you tardis?
- We are so tight that it is even impossible for Snapes to Severus from each other.
- I want an Occlumency; I just can’t remove you from my mind.
- My pals on the other side of the room would love to have your number so that they would know where to find me in the morning.
- I’m not so sure you playing at which Quidditch angle but I can give this, you look like a keeper.
- Hey love, are you made of copper and tellurium? You just so Cute.
- I guess your legs are feeling tired from running in my mind the whole night.
- Hey, this place is too hot, is it the weather or is it the Holy Spirit burning in you?
- Excuse, might your name be Grace because you really are Amazing.
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What are the best pick up lines?
1.You looking like dirt, can I please take you out for a date?
2. The more I continue drinking the prettier and prettier you become.
3. You make me regret being gay.
4. I hate your shirt but I love you.
5. Girl, other girls look ugly when compared to you. I have a feeling you might be requested to leave early.