Pick up lines are a chat opener or curtain raisers that are used intentionally to get the attention of a stranger or unfamiliar person for the sake of romance or dating. They advertise or polish the image and wit of the user to their targets. They also are used to initiate a conversation with the person believed to have attracted the eyes of the soother with the intention of wooing them.

Pick up lines can be serious or humorous at times with displays of romantic interest and are mostly used by men to pick on women and try to win them over. Pick up lines range from straightforward chat openers such as making oneself known; introducing oneself; asking for advice; asking the other person about themselves; their name, hobbies, type of food, place they live, work, their families etc. and common interests among others, to a more clear attempts like humor, flattery, and/or teasing. Moreover, pick up lines are more commonly used as a way for people, especially men, to woo ladies and girls into having s*x with them and in some cases, it can lead to lifelong relationships. They are mostly s*xual or otherwise suggestive and clearly show the intentions of the user through listening to the contents of the pick up line. Extensively, pick up lines have evolved with time thanks to new technologies and media. As a matter of fact, in this digital generation, pick up lines are continuously being formed. There are different types of pick up lines ranging from funny, weird, cute, flirty, bad or dirty, s*xual, cheesy, smooth/romantic, clever to chat up pick up lines among many others depending on the angle view of their author. Consequently, this article is set to review 1000 of the different types of pick-up lines.

 

100 Funny pickup lines

1. Just as red are to roses, violets are to blue touching you gently, I got herpes, and now you got them too
2. Girl your hotness would cause a meltdown if ever you get to the Antarctica
3. Is sleeping your hobby? (Wow) nice, we should sleep together sometime.
4. You so glowing! It’s like you have advanced radiation poisoning.
5. Love your face. Is it MacDonald’s?
6. You seem sick. I think you suffering from lack of vitamin me.
7. You look like a Disney princess, because you are cinderHella fine.
8. If you were harembes enclosure, I would drop a kid inside your stomach.
9. Girl your butts are out of this world, are you wearing space pants?
10. I hope you love math, because I want to add in you my life, divide your legs, minus your clothes and increase ourselves.
11. Lady you got Fine inscribed all over you, that you reminding me of a library book that has been overdue,
12. Are you Japanese? Because am trying to get into your Japanties.
13. Kanye is feeling the love this night.
14. Sorry, is your Dad a retard? You are special.
15. Perhaps your name is Wifi because I kind of feel the connection.
16. You really seem expensive! How much does it take to date you?
17. You closely as a beautiful as my mum.
18. I thought you wore that yesterday.
19. Huh! Just as brave as the internet explorer is to ask you to be its default browser, am also as brave to ask you on a date.
20. Are you called Daniel? Because Damn!
21. Besides being s*xy, what do you do to earn a living?
22. You would look cuter with my money. (Anything she says to reply). Sorry I just don’t roll with gold diggers.
23. You and my future Ex-wife look so alike.
24. You just so beautiful, I was wondering perhaps you would want to buy me a drink.
25. When she says she is in a relationship, tell her, yeah lets engage on how to get you out of that relationship.
26. I know a place where free drinks are offered. (She asks where?) in my house.
27. That girl’s face (pause) I love that shit.
28. Please help me prove my mum wrong, she thinks am gay.
29. Girl you look hotter than my laptops rare.
30. I think am in band of boys known as wrong direction
31. In you all my prayers are answered. Are religious?
32. You seemed a little thirsty when you saw me. Are you a vampire?
33. I can mirror the reflection of me in your pants. Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
34. Girl your butts are bigger than my future. DAMN!
35. Let’s create an Orio! (When you between two black ladies.)
36. Girl, you look just like my own brand of heroin.
37. You really have a lovely personality.
38. Wow, your body is made up of 75% water and am feeling thirsty
39. You should lace up your shoes! I’d hate you falling for someone else.
40. You Jamaican me mad, you have to be from Jamaica.
41. You can stay but your shirt has to go.
42. Where should we go? Your place or my place? Let’s flip a coin tail your place, head mine.
43. Girl you’ve made me wish I wasn’t gay.
44. Hey, have you heard the story about the lady and the man with the most s*xual relationship? If No, if we go to my house I will tell you all about it.
45. Touching you shirt, this is made of a boyfriend material.
46. You look amazingly lovely that I would date your brother if that is what will take to enter into your family
47. You so beautiful that you might be asked to leave soon because you make other girls look bad.
48. Please stop drinking because you will drive me home.
49. What do you like? Scotch and sofa or platonic and gin?
50. What’s your shoe size? Let me guess, size s*xy!
51. The difference between an erection and a Ferrari is that I don’t have a Ferrari.
52. You got beauty all over your face; allow helping you get it off. Hey, it isn’t coming off.
53. A great penis comes with a great responsibility.
54. What is easier? To get you out of those tight pants or to get into them?
55. You got the same favorite color as me, we must be soul mates.
56. Can you be my girlfrien? I intentionally left the “d” out because you will get it later.
57. Combining your body plus my IQ can result to a race of super kids.
58. Hey girl you know how to play lion? (what is that) It is where I get to feed you the meat while you on all fours growl like a lion.
59. Your eyes have told me everything except your name.
60. It may sound corny, but you really make me feel horny.
61. Use a feather to tickle your pussy? (What!) I meant, the weather is particularly nice.
62. Can you guess! A thing that has 36 teeth and incredibly holds back the enormous hulk, my zipper.
63. What is a beautiful lady as you doing in my dirty mind?
64. No please don’t drink that. Do you not know that it makes your breast grow twice its popular size? Ups! Sorry it’s too late for that now.
65. I really cannot move on. Our break up is worse than New York traffic.
66. Weighing you on a scale of 1-10, you are 9 and I’m the 1 you need.
67. Do you know how cum tastes?
68. When you looked at me I dropped my drink, now you owe me one drink.
69. Somebody should the police because it is a crime to look that beautiful.
70. The second best thing you can do with your lips is smiling.
71. Your boobs make me nervous. They are constantly looking at me.
72. If kissing is the language of love, I wonder what a conversation is.
73. I swear it is possible to kiss you without touching you, oh, looks like I lied.
74. Let’s shower together to save water.
75. My magic wrist watch is telling me that you are wearing no pants. Oops! You wearing a pant? I think my watch is an hour ahead.
76. Love is an intense feeling that results from a temptation to have penetration; where a man glues his location on a woman’s destination to multiply themselves for the coming generation, hope you understood my explanation or you still would like I do a demonstration?
77. Come to my place we engage in the things I would happily make everyone understand that we did them anyway.
78. If ever you would be transformer, you will be called Optimus Fine because you would be a HOT-obot.
79. Can we make out? I would wish to know if taste as good as you look
80. Am struggling to withhold the feeling to make you the happiest girl on earth.
81. I can’t help thinking if your lips taste as sweet as you look
82. Am wondering if your Dad is terrorist cause girl you are a bomb.
83. Sorry, were you really talking to me? NO, then please it’s not too late to start.
84. I’m that type of men who qualify to have girls they don’t deserve.
85. Am never usually this tall. It’s just that am sitting on my wallet.
86. If ever I was to become a dog, would you give me a hand when burying my bone?
87. I’m left with only 12 hours to live…please help me I don’t want to die a virgin.
88. If I ever were to request you for a date, would you give the same answer as the answer to this question?
89. I would happily marry your cat just to join your family.
90. Please don’t allow to me to die. I have an uncommon illness that requires me to have s*x in the next 30 minutes or else I will die.
91. I was so lost into your beauty that hit that wall over there. Now I need your phone number and name for the sake of insurance.
92. I’m taking part in the Olympics for s*xual multiple orgasm relay race and my partner has passed away due exhaustion. I would so much love it if you would assist me.
93. Hey, you driving all these guys crazy, I wonder why your license has not been suspended yet.
94. Hi, I can perform some magic. We can go have s*x in your house and I will vanish in the morning.
95. Hi, let’s go away from this place someone just farted.
96. Hi girl, please come sit on my thighs and let’s talk on the first thing that comes up.
97. Hey can you change me? I’m gay.
98. Am sorry I don’t have an opening line but then you got an opening while I got the line.
99. Hey, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? It weighs much that can break ice. My name is……
100. Hi hunny, it’s like I can’t find my virginity, can I have yours?

 

100 Cheesy pick up lines

1. Hunny my hands become sweaty, my arms spaghetti and knees weak whenever am with you.
2. Hey can I please take your photo? Because I want to show my mum how my next girlfriend will look.
3. Hey ladies, I have seen you from the other side and thought to let you know that am taken.
4. You are as beautiful as my mum.
5. Hi, I think you dropped something on the ground. (What?) Your standards.
6. Baby, do you know what’s big? My house you silly.
7. I think you are a magician because when I look at you, you make every other thing disappear.
8. Can we take a selfy photo? I want to show you the most beautiful girl I have ever seen.
9. Hey, does your Dad deal drugs? Because you are way dope.
10. Have deeply fallen for you, sorry I cannot hold on.
11. It is such a shame that you have to sit on such a lovely butt.
12. You look so much like jelly because jam doesn’t shake like you do.
13. With such blue eyes as the sea, baby I’m lost in the ocean.
14. Would your lovely sweet lips like to meet mine?
15. Hunny you look like Cinderella, because I can vision those clothes coming off at midnight.
16. You have to the best thief ever; you stole my heart just from the other side of the room.
17. You damn beautiful that I think when God created you He was just showing off.
18. You so lovely that I wish if you were a plant I could have a whole field of you.
19. You know what Hunny? My lips can’t kiss themselves.
20. You must be an angel, what time to have remaining to go back to heaven?
21. Baby, the doctor thinks that I’m afraid of commitments. Can you assist me prove him wrong?
22. Girl I just want to enter your wine cabinet and get myself one that is stiff.
23. From the very first time I laid my eyes on you, I already knew that we can win a tonsil hockey’s Stanley Cup.
24. You such a bomb, it’s like your dad was in the air force.
25. Hi sweetie, please touch my hands I want to brag to all my friends that I was touched by an angel.
26. You sure got large melons over there. Am wondering if your dad was a farmer.
27. Wondering what you plan to do for the rest of your life because I would love to spent it with you.
28. You have such lovely set of buns. Does your dad bake?
29. Nothing on earth compares to you I think your parents were aliens.
30. All I ever want for Christmas is a date with you.
31. Your dad must have been a king for a day to make such a lovely princess as you.
32. I think there is a grave problem with my eyes; I just can’t take them off you.
33. For such a fine tuned body, your dad must have been a mechanic.
34. My phone has this one big problem. It doesn’t have you mobile number in it.
35. With such acetylene boobs, your father must surely been a welder.
36. The earth has 20 angels in it, 8 are deeply asleep, 11 are somewhere playing and 1 of them is majestically standing in my presence right now.
37. Hey angel, where do you hide your wings?
38. There are lots of fish in the ocean but you the only one I would love to catch on my net.
39. You rock my world like an earthquake.
40. You have tightly tied my heart with a strong knot; you must have been in scouts for boys.
41. It is said that a girl’s legs are her best friends but actually sometimes even the best of friends have to part.
42. Baby please stop, drop and roll, you so on fire.
43. I love your jeans. Is there a chance I can get in them?
44. You so beautiful that Vogue would love to put you in their cover.
45. You surely must be the reason why men keep falling in love.
46. The dress you wearing look amazing on you.
47. There is an angel missing in heaven, could somebody please call God.
48. Smoking is dangerous to your health…..girl you constantly killing me.
49. You a bomb, could somebody call the bomber please.
50. Nothing is as priceless as a night with you.
51. I just realized you use utensils while eating. I have one am deeply dying to place it in your drawer.
52. I have finally found you. I have been looking around for a girl of my dreams.
53. So what is that one thing you have not been told this night?
54. I’m really so sorry I didn’t know that wasn’t a Braille tag name.
55. I should report you to the police because you stole my heart.
56. All these keys, how I wish I owned one that opens your heart.
57. Can somebody please dust my lap; this chick needs a nice spot to sit.
58. Emergency, I really need a mouth-mouth quickly am chocking.
59. That is a lovely piece of cloth you got there. Can I please take you out of it?
60. My love keeps going and going like the energizer bunny.
61. Sure, that band is really awesome; I have all there hard to find stuffs in my house. You can come record them all if you want.
62. Goodness gracious! I’m in love with you! Now take a rest!
63. Ouch! You are damn sweet that teeth ache!
64. The love I feel for you is like dividing by zero, I can’t define it.
65. Please call me ‘lover’
66. Your love is as bright as the sun that it turns my lenses dark.
67. I will tell you my name so you get an idea of what to scream.
68. Privileged to meet you, am your lover and you are so gorgeous.
69. Can somebody please pinch me? You so lovely that it feels like I’m dreaming.
70. Elmo isn’t my name, though you allowed to tickle me whenever you want.
71. Would you help me soften my mattress? It feels somehow hard.
72. I’m known as “you here” please feel free to call me tonight.
73. Haywood is my name. Jablome Haywood.
74. Can I please flirt with you?
75. Seems like you have dropped something. (What?) My jaw.
76. I’m attracted to you as an inversed square law.
77. My bedrooms ceiling is very nice, I think you would love to see it.
78. I got a first name for my Bologna.
79. Got a bet with my friends that I can’t initiate a conversation with a lovely lady in a bar. Would like to purchase drinks with their money?
80. Can I be allowed to finish this sentence with a proposition?
81. Living without you is like having a shoe without laces, a non-spaced sentence or a non-braced nerd.
82. I always sleep with the lights on for you just like the motel 6.
83. If we play hockey I will be the net so you can score.
84. Life without you in it is as pointless as a broken pencil.
85. You give the word edible a new meaning.
86. People need 3 meals a day, for me just an eye contact with you is enough.
87. A lot of people love watching Olympics because it occurs once in 4 years, I would rather engage you in a conversation because you only meet a special person as you once in lifetime.
88. Let’s get used to each other just like a snuggle and fabric softener.
89. Am curious just where do your legs end?
90. You seem hot and ready, it’s like your father is Lil Caesar.
91. Let’s engage in a wonderful crime ever committed. Let’s steal each other’s heart.
92. Shall I give you a call or a nudge tomorrow so that we take breakfast together?
93. I implore you to have your way with me in this new world order.
94. You got all the light shining on you that the rest of the place is dark.
95. You really have got me swept off my feet. Am wondering if your name might be Swiffer?
96. Girl you really are the best thing a man can get, you must be Gillette.
97. It doesn’t matter the boat’s size. What matters is the ocean’s motion.
98. You so damn good, might your name be Campbell?
99. Your beauty makes me look like a clown.
100. You tripped me into falling for you and that’s not my fault

 

100 best pick up lines

1. Lady, are wearing space pants? Your behind is just not of this world.
2. You have Russian my heart rate. Might you be from Russia?
3. Have got a name or can I give you mine?
4. Hi, while passing by, I observed you checking me out…so you anything you want to tell me?
5. Let’s toss a coin, my house or yours? Tail at your house, head at my house.
6. Such a shame that you have to sit on such lovely butts.
7. Ensure your shoes are laced. I would hate to see you falling for another person.
8. If only you would be Harembes closure, I would place a child in you.
9. You looking like dirt, can I please take you out for a date?
10. Take a napkin write on it ‘if you looking forward to have s*x with me you got to smile’ and give to a beautiful lady then observe her smiling.
11. The more I continue drinking the prettier and prettier you become.
12. You make me regret being gay.
13. Hold the shirt you wearing and ask her, ‘do you have any idea what this material is? It is a boyfriend material.
14. I hate your shirt but I love you.
15. Girl, other girls look ugly when compared to you. I have a feeling you might be requested to leave early.
16. What’s that long and hard thing right behind you?
17. Cool! Your favorite color is same as mine. Looks like we are soul mates.
18. Some days to come when I will be looking back to all my crowning moments, the only things I will remember will be the day I met you, the day we got married and the day our kids were brought to life.
19. What is easier to do? You wearing those tight pants or removing them?
20. Can get married for just one night?
21. Combining your body and my IQ we can give birth to the most amazing kids ever.
22. Can have you as my girlfrien? I purposely left out the letter ‘d’ because I’ll give you later.
23. Black is to violets while red is to roses, is there a reason that your chest is as flat as my back.
24. Asked on scale of 1-10, you are the 9 and the missing 1.
25. The only thing that would compel me to ask you out of my bed is to have s*x with on the floor.
26. The only thing with 36 teeth restraining the mighty hulk is my zipper.
27. Girl you are an angel, where do you keep your wings?
28. Which one would you love? A sofa and scotch or a gin and platonic?
29. Please take bath with a pal to prevent water wastage.
30. I bet am able to kiss you deeply without laying a hand on you. Guess I was lying I can’t.
31. Hey, my friend on the other side is interested to know if am cute.
32. My magnificent watch shows that you haven’t put on any panties. Oh! You have? I guess it is an hour ahead.
33. I will tell you my name just you know what name to scream.
34. You got a big, nice and warm smile just as my dick.
35. If ever you were a basketball, I would be a terrible player because I will never score.
36. From all of your beauty parts, I love your smile more.
37. Your beauty doesn’t require makeup. That will be messing with perfection.
38. I wish to keep you forever though am not hoarder.
39. Are you shivering from cold? You can use me as your blanket.
40. Please assist me with my assignment in science, I don’t understand how one gets to Uranus.
41. Imagine I was breaking a nut and you are a squirrel, would you help?
42. Sweet heart call me a firefighter, I make them wet though I they were hot.
43. You inspire a political uprising in my pants. Might you be a dictator from the Middle East?
44. Big up you have been chosen the loveliest lady in the house and the grand reward is a special night with me.
45. Please assist me look for my puppy. I have hunch it went into this cheap hotel room.
46. Do you hold the belief that men think through their penis? Wow, would you please blow my mind?
47. Hey, didn’t I sleep with your sister?
48. Do you agree that it is good to help the homeless? Well, please take me with you to your house.
49. I though you wore that yesterday.
50. This Han has no intentions of flying solo tonight.
51. I would love to Pikachu only if you were a Pokémon.
52. If you are a magician the Abraca-DAYUM.
53. Were you born in Tennessee? Because you are the only 10 I have seen.
54. Aside looking occupied, you also are looking a bit lonely. Can I interfere with your reverie?
55. I love just how you Baghdad up your butts. Might you be from Iraq?
56. Walk towards a group of women and hand pick a few then say you want to have s*x with them and ask “who is the first to go.
57. Give her your hand and ask can you hold it for me as I take a walk?
58. Hey, looking at your shirt I can truly say you were made from heaven.
59. Lady, you look exactly as my future girlfriend.
60. Are you in any way Google? Because you got everything I have been looking for.
61. You turn my software into hardware.
62. Would like to see my hard disk? I can assure you it’s not a 3,5 inch or a floppy disk.
63. You took me at Hello world.
64. Is that an F5 key you sitting on? Because your butts are refreshing.
65. Hey, I’m Microsoft. Can you allow me to crash in your house tonight?
66. Girl, I’m like a Rubik’s cube, I get harder depending on how much you play with me.
67. I wish you were an ISO file. I would love to mount you.
68. Girl you’ve given meaning into my life. Are you a dictionary?
69. You can insert a Trojan into my Hard Drive whenever you want to.
70. My love for you can be likened to diarrhea. It is impossible to hold it.
71. Excuse me have just seen you seeing me and I thought I should let you know that I see you seeing me.
72. Lady, you stole my heart’s ASCII.
73. You got a divine texture mapping. Was wondering if you are an angel?
74. If you were a computer keyboard, then you would be my type.
75. Am just around the range of you Wifi hotspot. I ask that you allow me to connect and get limitless access.
76. 1 universe, 9 planets, 1.8 billion people and it’s only you end up with.
77. Am strongly attracted to you. Do you have a magnet?
78. Hey, are you looking at me? Damn!!
79. How I wish I were your calculus assignment, because I would be very hard and you would be doing me over your desk.
80. If you were from Pennsylvania, I would wish to glue my pen in you Sylvania.
81. You must be gifted with the gift of summoning because whenever I’m with you I feel an incredible creature rising within my pants.
82. I got an ex who is imaginary; she is more like the square root of -1.
83. The way I’m attracted to you, scientist should develop a fifth fundamental force.
84. I’m so used to reciting the English alphabet but since I met you am unable to go past U.
85. You got me entangled in your correct and spelling grammar.
86. Not that am skinny, am just ribbed to serve your pleasure.
87. Your butts are not from this world. Do come from mars?
88. Women have 209 bones would want me to add you one?
89. I have the ability to seduce you but I’d rather flirt you with my awkwardness.
90. I you were playing minecrtaft because I would want to play creative with you.
91. I wonder whose running heaven now that you are here?
92. Try holding 8 roses before a mirror, you will discover 9 most beautiful stuffs in the world
93. I wish I were a traffic light, I would change red each you try to pass by, so that I would look at you much longer.
94. It’s like you are a camera, I can’t help smiling every time I see you.
95. How I would love to be your tears, so I could be created in your eyes, flow down your cheek and pass-on in your lips.
96. You as cute as the thing people see when they are dying.
97. If every time I think of you a star would fall then the sky would have nothing.
98. Are your parents thieves? Because you got all the star of the sky in your eyes.
99. There is this person who loves you the most, if not that I were shy I would have told you his name.
100. I can’t find my teddy bear, please allow me to share your bed tonight.

 

100 Corny Pick Up Lines

1. You got to be a model
2. Red is to roses while yellow is to bananas would like to go on a date with a nice guy?
3. Your beauty is so magnificent, your birthday should be made a national holiday
4. Your beauty surpasses that of 100 pink flamingos standing on a golf course.
5. It’s like you are searching for a shallow relationship.
6. Why should a sweet girl like you be talking to such a loser as me?
7. Do you feel pain on your left eye? Because all day long you have been looking right.
8. Get me right, I like my bed but I would rather sleep in yours.
9. Do you work at hooters?
10. Please read me a bedtime story and tuck me in.
11. Hey, I can’t find my number. May I please borrow yours?
12. Given a chance I would rearrange the alphabetic order and have U and I come first.
13. For each time I see you I feel a wood in my pants. I think your dad must be a lumber.
14. Hey, I will be your new milk sales person. How would you like your milk? In front or at the back?
15. Might you have two nipples for a dime?
16. Girl you just out of this world. Was your dad an alien?
17. Love your hotness melts the plastic inside my pants.
18. I would love to pull your shattered life back. Eat your madness and just make you complete.
19. Can I borrow your dress some other time?
20. Hey, I think I got a problem with my eyes. I can’t stop looking at you?
21. I would look so nice on you.
22. Hey, there is something on your face. Look it’s just an ocean of beauty.
23. You are perfectly delicious. Your name should be Lucky Charms.
24. Rub her back gently and say I heard angels have wings.
25. Got a party under my pants and you’ve been invited.
26. Are you a believer of love at first sight? Or do I have to pass by again?
27. I had a dream that I was Richard Gere and you were the Pretty Lady.
28. Please help me. I’m alone and desperate.
29. What’s your favorite food? I’m an amazing cook.
30. I wish you were a booger. I would pick you before any other thing.
31. I asked an angel to look over you while you sleep. He returned and said “angels don’t watch over fellow angels.
32. Ask a girl if you dead, if she asks why? Tell her it’s because you have seen an angel before you.
33. Of all the zombies I have seen you are the most beautiful.
34. You feel like the soft wind under my cheek.
35. Asked on a scale of one-America, how available are you tonight?
36. I like how those genes make you look.
37. Could your butts be a forgery copy of Sauron’s?
38. Honey, if only I was your derivative, I would lay tangent to your curves.
39. Come tomorrow you will be so sword.
40. You beautifully sharp. Are you a knife?
41. Hey girl, am Edward but you can just call me tonight.
42. Hi, hope you got a few minutes because I want to hit on you.
43. Please don’t say anything, just smile if it’s a yes or backflip if no. would allow me to take you out?
44. You would make the most incredible print if you were a pen.
45. You are awesomely beautiful that I just can’t remember my pick-up line.
46. Are usually this hot or you got a tan?
47. If beauty would kill, you would be categorized under the most deadly weapon of mass destruction.
48. Baby you sweet like jam. Was your mother a strawberry?
49. My whole life I have wished to be superman but tonight I’d rather be your man.
50. Can you speak Latin? (if no) Neither can I, so what are my chances?
51. I wore my sunglasses because you look brighter tonight.
52. I have six senses and my sixth sense is telling that you curious to know everything about me. Am I correct?
53. Can I disturb you for a kiss?
54. I thought a girl like you should be out there dating Indiana Jones or James Bond.
55. If you’ve ever seen the reality show “Temptation Island”, then my name is Temptation Edward. Are you tempted in any way?
56. I can bum a kiss off you, if you allow me.
57. You the cutest girl have seen goodness! Am also cute can I take you out?
58. If I could compare you to a city, then you would be Paris.
59. Oh, those ring on your finger. Have you been cheating on me?
60. If I would liken your beauty to a software company, then you would be Microsoft.
61. You so hot, have your oven ever been jealous of you?
62. It must be either your perfume or my cologne, something smells amazing.
63. I can prove that fairy tales are true. You want a proof, kiss me and I will change into a charming prince.
64. I can’t see, am blinded by your beauty.
65. If we could define beauty as a mustard seed then you are a Grey Poupon.
66. If beauty must be a car, then you are surely Bentley.
67. Am wondering why would I struggle to be better Christian while heaven is in front of me?
68. Was your mum hot? Because you are steaming.
69. Would you be interested in doing that thing of Bonnie and Cycle? Falling in love and robbing banks.
70. My name can be whatever you want it to be.
71. Please allow me to search your purse because you have stolen my heart.
72. Girl, in you I found a new religion, do you have a book I can follow?
73. If ever you were an adjective you would be called gorgeous.
74. I really don’t have enough in my house for breakfast but I have the most comfortable bed.
75. Wow! It seems somebody won a beauty lottery.
76. Can we play the game of a doctor and a dollar?
77. I heard you were searching for a perfect man; well here is your man.
78. Truth be told, you seriously need me in your life.
79. Stop waiting for a Mr. Right and walk home with Mr. Right now.
80. Am a little boat lost in the sea and you are the big tug boat that will pull me to the harbor.
81. Please be honest, am I fat?
82. Should I die tonight no great accomplishment would be remembered of me except for the fact that I married you.
83. Am really not perfect but you bring closer to perfection.
84. If you were a flower in my garden then I would walk in it forever.
85. If loving you is a mistake then I don’t want to be right.
86. Looking in your eyes I see a glimpse of heaven.
87. If there was a copyright for beauty, the owner would sue you for a huge amount of money.
88. Would you feel sad if I told that your beauty is second to Mother Nature?
89. Hey, could have seen a smile such as yours around here?
90. Am not worthy but can I earn your attention?
91. Hi I know you think am dark and handsome but to the contrary am white and heinous.
92. Think I forgot my magic pick-up line at home. So what your name?
93. Your beauty blows all the other girls away. Were ever in the armed forces?
94. Just pondering, how comes the ladies have everything that make them more beautiful while men have none?
95. If ever you would be searching for tough man, remember I can act tough.
96. You resemble a man-eater but I’m never afraid.
97. Seems I don’t qualify for your normal standards for a date, so what are standards for a late night bootie call?
98. I really don’t care if you using me but please be upfront about it.
99. I’m the answer to your prayers.
100. I’m the man who is here to save you. Boys have really let you down.

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100 Cute Pick Up Lines

1. I think your body is McDonalds because I love it.
2. Whenever I’m around you my face becomes as red as roses.
3. Guess what? I’m wearing the smile you gave me.
4. If your name is Ariel then we were mermaid for one another.
5. If you want to know what is beautiful just read the starting word.
6. What is your name? can I call you mine?
7. Truly, as squitals are blue and charzards are red even if you were a Pokémon I would still choose you.
8. Though am a hoarder, I still want to keep you forever.
9. Would be from Russia? Because you have Russian my heart rate.
10. Sure roses are red, I blush every time am around you, I really got a crush on you.
11. Each time I see you all I do is smile, it’s you are a camera.
12. Have you seen any cops around? I want to steal your heart.
13. Your beauty makes me want to step out and look for a job.
14. You so bright as the sun that your beauty is blinding me.
15. As long as roses would remain red and violets blue, nothing in this world would ever be prettier than you.
16. I was told by my mum to follow my dream. Can I follow?
17. You are as hot as lava.
18. In you I find everything I’m searching, can I call you Google?
19. You sure look like an angel, am wondering did you die most recently.
20. Your body is nice and s*xy that I want to make you mine.
21. If ever I were an octopus, still my three hearts would beat for you.
22. You so fine like wine, perhaps you made of grapes.
23. Though I’m ugly, I will still treat you right.
24. I have known what perfect really is not until I met you.
25. Please touch me girl so I could scream to my friends how I was touched by an angel.
26. Am so afraid of the letter X because I want to be yours forever.
27. You seem good in algebra, could you please replace my X without asking Y.
28. You so beautiful that you distracting me.
29. You said I should tell you Hi.
30. You such a blessing can’t stop thinking if your dad was a preacher.
31. Hey girl, you have dropped your smile.
32. I don’t donate organs but I would happily give my heart to you.
33. Looks like we have met somewhere. Did we have a class together? Because I swear we got chemistry.
34. I didn’t believe in love at first sight, till the day I met you.
35. There is no such thing as love at first sight, but for I can always make an exception.
36. Only one thing about you I would love to change, that’s your surname.
37. From all of your lovely curves, I love your smile more.
38. I was feeling a bit off today, but your charms turned me on.
39. Please help me with a bandage, when I fell for you I bruised my knees.
40. You shivering from cold, you can take me as your blanket.
41. My pals doubt that I can talk to prettier lady, do want to spend their cash on drinks?
42. Your smile brightens the whole room until I had to come over.
43. In the past I was a gambler, but then I discovered that all I wanted was a queen to my heart.
44. Do you have a clue how I got this biceps? They as a result of pulling children away from poverty.
45. if could be a basketball, I would be a terrible player, because I would never score.
46. You may fall from so many things, but the most amazing of the all is to fall in love with me.
47. Makeups mess your perfection.
48. You may not be my first but you are definitely my next.
49. Am scared of the dark, can I share your bed tonight?
50. There is no word in the dictionary that can truly define your beauty.
51. You realize you in love that time when it’s hard to fall a sleep because at the end reality is better than dreaming.
52. When I age I will glimpse in my past defining moments and I will only remember the day we met, the day we got married and the day our children were brought into this world.
53. Looking into your eyes, they look like a gateway to another world I wish to be part of.
54. Whenever you dance, you will always have my hands and whenever you sing I will always give you my heart.
55. I can’t find my teddy bear; can I share your bed tonight?
56. I can’t find my rubber duckie. Can we shower together?
57. Someone has just jumped me real bad but I think with you I can feel good again.
58. I wish I was your tears, that I would be created in your eyes, stay on your cheeks and finally succumb to death on your lips.
59. I wasn’t this shy, I could tell somebody who likes you a lot.
60. Would you please smile for me? Whenever I’m so down only a smile of prettier girl like you can make me happy.
61. I’m looking for my lost dog, could you please help me find it I heard it went into one of the cheap motel rooms just across the street.
62. I have a weakness for sweetness and that’s why I just had to come see you.
63. Can you loan me 25 cents, I want to phone my mum to tell her that I just met a girl of my dreams.
64. Please kiss me on the cheek with your lips so I could say a lovely lady kissed me this night.
65. If I would have gone home with you, would you take me in?
66. Hey you are leaving already. Aren’t you forgetting me?
67. I might never be the cutest guy around but at least am the only one talking to you.
68. Many people love super bowl because it comes only once in a year, for I would rather take time talking to you because it is very rare to meet a person like you.
69. Does your physical beauty reflect you inner beauty?
70. Hey you are forgetting something. What? Me!
71. What’s the time now? 19 January, 2018, so today is January 19, 2018 9.35 AM, am so grateful I only wanted to have the ability to remember the absolute time when I met my dream girl.
72. A man offers a lady 12 rose, 1 plastic rose and 11 fresh ones, and tells her the day all these roses will die is the day I will stop loving you.
73. I heard that nothing lasts forever, would you please be my nothing?
74. Excuse me lady, I’m Mr. Ben Dover (bendover) are you willing to see my friend Master Bates ([email protected]@tes)? Or can I show you?
75. If you don’t surrender immediately, you’ll make me use my pick-up line.
76. I want a dollar though I have only 90 cents….would you be willing to be my dime?
77. If you ever want to be on top of the world, just allow me to be your world.
78. I got an ‘I’, an L, an O, a V and an E, I love you.
79. I think I have diabetes because of all the girls I have met, you are the sweetest.
80. I was arrested the other day for possessing a six pack and two guns.
81. Hey did you know that my mum passed away and am so wealthy.
82. Honey, you have a Bach, am wondering if your parents ever played classical music.
83. Of all singers am fonder of Mick Jagger, because he just can’t get satisfied and so am i. can help me change that?
84. I wish my eyes were crossed; I would love to see you twice.
85. I usually flirt with my eyes across the room, but today its’ just different, so can I know your name?
86. Am Edward, would you please take a sit and blow my mind off.
87. Ouh! Was that your fart, it has blown me away.
88. I think your dad is lumber, because every time I see you I feel a wood inside my pants.
89. Hey, come let’s go away from this place. Someone just farted.
90. You got lovely legs, did they come over easily.
91. Hi, please instruct your tits to please stop looking at me.
92. When I get closer to you, a monument erects inside my pants. Could you be an architect?
93. The best way to lose weight worth 20 pounds and treat back aches is to get your penis reduced; it kind of came through for me.
94. I would like to invite back to my place we watch cartoon, and eat cereals.
95. I’m doing a survey on the number of girls with pierced tits.
96. Hi, if you are searching for a stud in life please look for me because I got STD I only need U.
97. Am currently searching for a pal, will you be my pal?
98. If you could be a drum I would bang you.
99. You may call me a pirate and offer me your booty.
100. Do you wish to watch a donkey shop?

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100 Romantic Pick Up Lines

1. Can I get a pen, I want rub away your past and inscribe our future.
2. How is heaven like?
3. Your beauty is the reason why the sun shines.
4. It’s only your name that I can’t read from your eyes
5. I can now die happily; I have got a glimpse of heaven.
6. Baby, I can see the ocean in your blue eyes and now I’m lost at the sea.
7. I think you need a map, because every time I gaze in your eyes I get lost.
8. If for every time I think of you I would be given a rose, then now I would be having a universe of roses.
9. I have an assignment on the good things in life, I was thinking if I can interview you.
10. Your eyes are a clear reflection of your soul, they are as clear as the ocean.
11. If life is a pack of cards, then you have to be the queen of hearts.
12. You such a magnificent masterpiece, that when I saw you I first looked for a signature.
13. Baby, you give the “edible” a new meaning.
14. Am not a believer of organ donation but I would graciously donate my heart to you.
15. I keep on wondering, are you a magician? Because whenever I gaze into your eyes, everyone vanishes.
16. Please help me with a bandage, for I have just bruised my knees falling for you.
17. I need directions to your heart for I’m lost in the beauty of your eyes.
18. You tripped me into falling in love with you. It is my fault.
19. I once saw a flower and presumed that it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw, but that changed the day I met you.
20. God created us with two hands, two eyes, two legs, two ears, but only one heart so that I could look for you and let you know that you my second heart.
21. The stars in heaven were stolen and now I can see them in your eyes. Are your parents thieves?
22. A sea has countless fish but you are the one and only that attracted my eyes.
23. The only thing that’s not perfect in your eyes is the fact that you are not married to me.
24. I have been sentenced for life in your heart.
25. If one day you wake up in closed room with doors and windows, don’t panic, you just inside my heart.
26. Somebody call a fireman, because you are burning with hotness like fire.
27. Your earrings are a reflection of the moon in your eyes.
28. Hey honey, you got something in your eye, oh! Don’t worry it’s just a sparkle.
29. You so good in this game of take and let go, because each time I take a breath you make me let it out again.
30. The reasons why I love you are as many as the stars in the sky.
31. The best crime we can ever commit is, you steal my heart and I steal yours in turn.
32. Last night I looked up the sky and matched each star with the reasons why I love you.
33. If for every thought I had of you a star would fall then we would be having an empty sky.
34. Would touch me with an angels touch?
35. Oh my goodness! Your eyes are a true reflection of falling stars.
36. Just like the sun you blind me with your beauty.
37. If asked to choose either to breath and love you, I would spend my final breath to tell you “I’m in love with you”
38. The room was bright with your smile that I had to come over.
39. Contrary to my friends, I don’t think you are cute. I think you are incredibly gorgeous.
40. Your eyes are so lovely that I think you wore eye contacts.
41. I think we near an airport, my heart took off the moment I saw you.
42. You must be blood because my heart will die without you.
43. Your presence left speechless, yet I was to tell something spectacular about you.
44. I have so many cuts and bruises for every time I fall in love with you.
45. Your eyes resemble a clear blue sea after a storm.
46. You are the reason I cry less, laugh a little harder and smile more than ever.
47. If would make a step for each time I had you in mind then I would have walked all over the earth a million times.
48. Today all the sky is grey because you got all the blue in your eyes.
49. The person who suggested that none is perfect; he obviously has never met you.
50. Smooth will never have enough “O”s to fully define how you smooth.
51. If you tell her hi Linda and she asks how you knew her name, tell her isn’t that the name of every cute girl.
52. You’ve tied my heart in crisscrossing knots; I wonder have ever been a scout.
53. Give her a dozen plastic rose and tell they day these would die, that the day I would stop loving you.
54. It is a privilege and honor to sit beside you.
55. Were kisses snowflakes, I would give you a blizzard.
56. You just like the sun in the morning after a long dark night.
57. The blue color of your eyes give a feeling of being in the sky whenever we together.
58. If for every time I thought of you I was given a star, then I would own a galaxy of stars.
59. I have a feeling we would look lovely on our wedding cake.
60. When I woke up this morning I came across a flower that brought memories of you.
61. I never stop thinking about you. You always in my mind.
62. Allow me to replace your surname because you also took my heart.
63. If my heart could stop beating tomorrow, then I would use every minute today to think about you.
64. If beauty would be time then you will never die.
65. Please, can I check your pockets; I believe you stole my heart.
66. I think they might ask you to go away because you making other girls look ugly.
67. Your sweetness would give me cavities.
68. The only crime am ever guilty of is loving you.
69. You really want to know what completes my life. Go the first word in the sentence.
70. You got me believing in angels, do you believe in fate?
71. If I could turn and become your heart would allow me to beat?
72. If you were given 11 roses and allowed to look in the mirror, you would observe a reflection of the world’s 12 most beautiful things.
73. I wonder how it feels to be a solo star in the sky.
74. I approached after 3 tries, because I could not hold my breath.
75. You got to be a broom. You take me off my feet.
76. Can you loan me 25 cents so I can phone my mum to tell her I met my dream girl.
77. Am sad and lonely because you are missing in my life.
78. I hope you love guy who can hold big things because I got the largest sweetheart.
79. I will stop loving you the day you will find the tear I dropped in the ocean.
80. I can’t find my teddy bear; can I share with you your bed?
81. Girl, we are just like the clover, you the C and I’m the R, and we have love within us.
82. You are as cute as an angel.
83. Thinking of you is more like when you sneeze and your stops for a second.
84. If you don’t have a tween sister then you are the most beautiful girl on earth.
85. If want to know how much I love, then count all the stars in the sky.
86. I thought there were only 21 letters in the alphabet, because I could not remember letters U R A Q T.
87. Your name is forever engraved in my heart.
88. Whatever you see when you close your eyes (nothing), that’s my life without you in it.
89. Would want to watch the sun set with me?
90. I can prove that we once loved each other in our past life.
91. How do you maintain your body so beautifully like that?
92. You are amazingly beautiful I just could not help noticing you.
93. Your sweetness is my weakness, am just yearning to talk to you.
94. Are you beautiful inside as you are physically?
95. No matter where you fall from, the important one is falling in love with me.
96. Your eyes are a gateway to a world I would love being part of.
97. There is no word that can fully describe your beauty.
98. I like you but am too shy to tell you.
99. I don’t believe in love at first sight but with you I can make an exception.
100. I love your smile more.

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100 Dirty Pick Up Lines

1. Dinosaurs do exist. You can kiss me and see if I’m wrong.
2. It’s like I have misplaced my number. Can we share yours?
3. Fine, now that I’m here. What other two wishes did you have?
4. Carry a screw with you in your pocket, then when approached by a lady, give her and ask, “Do you want screw?”
5. The love I feel for more like a fart. Every part of it comes from my heart.
6. You are a polar bear (yah) I just thought of breaking the ice.
7. Am not from this town would show me the directions to your place.
8. Am never good with math but I know about number pretty well, why don’t you leave me yours and see how I will put it to use.
9. I love your a*s; can I put it on my head as hat?
10. Have you heard about the Hawiian disease? What is that? Comeonwannalayya.
11. Am Donald should I mention that I got a penis?
12. Will tell you my name, so just you get to scream it all night.
13. Hi, I
14. Hey, why don’t we pretend my pants are France so can invade them?
15. Hi honey, do you want to get lucky tonight.
16. Excuse I can’t find my way, would you show the way to your place.
17. Hey please plaster me with some bandage; I bruised my knee while falling for you.
18. Are you a believer of love at first sight or should I pass by one more time.
19. Can you show me the way because always get lost in your eyes.
20. Hey, is that the sun or just your smile?
21. Your pants are so clean; I can actually see myself through them.
22. Have realized that motel spelled from an opposite direction reads letom?
23. No one ever told you that you want to sleep with me?? I presumed you knew…
24. Please help with the path way that leads to your heart.
25. I can’t believe this. More than 15 minutes have passed since last I had s*x.
26. Will you believe that just less 3 hours ago we were likely to never sleep together?
27. You need a place come live in my heart you will never pay any rent.
28. I think my phone has a problem. It doesn’t have your number in it.
29. Was it painful to fall from heaven?
30. Are you in any way related to Van Damme? Because Van Damme is so s*xy.
31. Having you in my life is an answer to all my prayers; I wonder if you are religious?
32. You so delicious and sweet, might you be a daughter to Willy Wonka?
33. While taking dinner together with her, take a bread and ask her if she wants to roll.
34. Honey, I’m able to breathe through my ears and I have as well an 8 inch tongue.
35. Baby, you are so sweet that I can place you on a plate and soak you up using a biscuit.
36. You are as hot as tamale.
37. You may be an exception but I still I bet could pin you down.
38. You damn so cold, please have some hot chocolate, here I am.
39. You must be feeling cold; all along you have been without clothes in my mind.
40. Will you kiss me or should I write a lie in my diary?
41. Are you dictator from the Middle East because I can sense an uprising in my pants?
42. I think of you playing with my wiener.
43. If your body was a wonderland I would love to play Alice.
44. You need to attend the thanks giving because I want to stuff your turkey. Surely you have to be Medusa, you rock me hard.
45. Are feeling like going out on a ate, you’ll get the D later.
46. You look like a mirror; I can see my reflection through you.
47. If you were a trampoline, I would love to bounce on you.
48. If you are a pirate I can’t wait to give you all these semen.
49. You want to know where the rocket will go, just touch your toes and I will show you where.
50. The first time you came in my presence I lost my tongue, would you allow me to put yours in my mouth?
51. I got tons of class that I will have to eat your butts.
52. Can you please fix my bed? It has four great legs but it lacks a sweet lovely lady.
53. Honey, just like the fire fighter, they come hot and leave wet.
54. You got a smile that is close as warm, big and sweet as my penis.
55. Hope you got some shovel behind you because I want to dig your butts.
56. Am stuck on my science assignment, can you help me I would love to know ways through which one gets to Uranus.
57. If you were a squirrel and I was trying to crack a nut would you help me?
58. Being Asian doesn’t mean I will eat your cat.
59. I guess you got a phone in your hind pocket, I swear I’ve heard that butt calling me.
60. I guess you have an insurance cover for pets, because I’m going to destroy your pussy tonight.
61. Hope you got those panties at discount of 50% because at my house they go for 100% discount.
62. Were you a flappy bird I would spend the whole night tapping you?
63. I am leaves, should you be blowing me?
64. Your tits are big and round as melons, thought you were a farmer.
65. Do have any knowledge of the ABC’s because I would love to teach you the 4^th
66. You were looking at my luggage, thought you were a postman.
67. I hope you got time and the energy.
68. Please tell me if my panties are showing or perhaps you could like them to?
69. I called you using an index finger; I can’t imagine what my whole hand can do?
70. Are those eyes saying “f**k me” or they saying “f**k you”
71. Give her a bottle of tequila and tell her when she is done drinking, she can call you if she feels ready.
72. Grab her shirt and ask, sorry, has this seat been taken?
73. Break an ice cube in a bar and tell her “now that we’ve broken the ice, are you willing to sleep with me?”
74. She asks you what you doing tell her you taking off your shoes so that you can remove your panties.
75. Walk closer to her breast and say, “baby, were they not too big, we couldn’t have done it.
76. (Pointing her bum) sorry, is this seat available?
77. Are those pants you’ve worn lumber pants? They are popping up a wood in my pants.
78. You look cold. Please allow me to be your electric blanket. All you have to do is plug me in and I promise to give a nice and toasty feeling both inside and out.
79. Will be free today or will I have to give you some cash?
80. I’m wondering if we related, and if you would love to be related to me.
81. Lady whenever I masturbate you the one I think of.
82. Those your curves combined with me having no breaks….
83. (Starring at her) they aren’t going to suck themselves.
84. Do you prefer casual s*x or do I need to dress up?
85. It seems like you are undesired load of clothes, I can’t help feel my panties two sizes too small.
86. If you aren’t gay so am I, think we should have s*x.
87. Away from being s*xy, is there anything else you do for a living?
88. Brr! I’m feeling cold on my hands, is it possible I warm them in your big tits.
89. Baby… do you want to go for a ride?
90. Honey, you are a s*x crime yet to happen.
91. Find a girl at the copy machine, “reproducing, can I help?”
92. Baby, though I’m not Fred Flintstone, I’m able to rock your bed.
93. If you are a virgin you need to prove it.
94. Are you wearing guess pants? Try and guess the person who would love to get inside them.
95. I know you aren’t a horse, but still can ride you?
96. You’ve just turned me on, I wonder are you a light switch?
97. I would like to be the wiener in your hotdog.
98. You sure are a farmer; you really know how to make a cock rise.
99. Damn baby, it would be my perfect joy to kiss you beautiful, luscious lips and also those on your face.
100. Hey baby, you’ve become my new manager, you got me a raise.

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100 Chat Up Lines

1. I would love to space out that the word beautiful has U in it, yet quickie has got both U and I.
2. Penguin is popularly known for staying with its partner forever whenever it finds one. Would like to be my penguin?
3. Hey, I’m making a phone book; can I save your number?
4. How much would it take to take a pic of your b**bs.
5. Could you be having a shovel in your hind pocket? Because I want dig your behind.
6. Are you associated to Holland in any way? Because amster-dayyyuuumm.
7. Will you accompany me on a ate? The D I’ll give you later.
8. Hi, might you be Google? Because you got everything I have been searching.
9. Can I go with you to your place? My mum told me to follow my dreams.
10. If you were a derivative, I would love to be a secant so I would be touching you twice every time.
11. Please can get your number? (Girl: I have a boyfriend) me I have a test in math class.
12. Do know how to play fire truck game?
13. I thought there were 21 letters in the alphabet.
14. I employed 1000 artists and gave them 100 years to work, they still were not able to draw picture as beautiful as you.
15. Is it easier to get into those tight pants?
16. Is that a coat you’ve pulled?
17. Hello, I had two crazy pick-up lines, then I thought you deserve more, what’s your name?
18. Hey, I’m Jolly Rancher, do you know what that mean?
19. Give just 30 minutes and I would…..hey am Jolly
20. I’m wondering, how is it that I know 100 of Pi digits but have no clue about your 7 digit phone number?
21. Hey, got pals over there who think that I caa never engage in talk with a beautiful girl, would you want to use their to buy drinks?
22. Hey juicy fruit, I want to make you a lifesaver all you got to do is just take my Whatchamacallit and snick into your Bit “O” Honey.
23. Ever wonder what would happen if I could take on your delicious mounds, remove your snickers and dip my Butterfinger into your small tight Kit Kat till you could scream my name loudly.
24. Hey, I’m knocked out though I got this condom in my pocket that doesn’t deserve to be wasted.
25. Hi, my fellow bis*xual, can I buy scotch and maybe later we can get s*exual?
26. Only that I’m not a gardener! I would stick together my tulips and your tulips.
27. What more could happen? Think of it I got a pen and on the other hand you got a number.
28. Hello my girl, you have fine inscribed all over you, looks like you are a parking ticket.
29. I imagine if ever you love Adele, because girl you have to be rolling on a D.
30. Hey look here lady; your beauty got my zipper falling for you.
31. I wonder, what would interest you, A scotch and sofa or a gin and platonic?
32. Such a dope baby like you, I bet your dad has to be a drug dealer.
33. Can’t remember your name, I want to call you mine.
34. You got to surrender, or you’ll force me to make use of my chat up lines.
35. Did you buy those pants? Because they are 100% off discount at my place.
36. Hey little miss! Do you have any relations with my keyboard? Because look my type.
37. Do have any idea what’s on that menu? It got me-n-u.
38. Aside from being beautiful, what else do you do to earn you a living?
39. I got a hunch you’ve not been reading. Could be looking for the “D”?
40. Am not a camera man but I can vision us being together.
41. I can never be a weatherman, though this one thing am sure of you can look forward for more than an inch tonight,
42. I think you should enter into hotdog business. Damn! Can make a Weiner stand.
43. Am not sure if your pretty or is just that I have not gone past your eyes.
44. You smell garbage; could I take you on a date?
45. It’s like you are a clock, honey you ticking me out.
46. I know you thought nickel was a penny, I’m sure your thoughts got much more value than that.
47. I wish I were a cat so that I could use all my 9 lives by your side.
48. Hey, I pretty much can work you out like a storm does, got 10-12 inches that would keep you in the for two to three days.
49. You are so naughty, but should like to be naughtier enter my room.
50. Hey, am the new milk guy, how would want your milk in front or at the back?
51. Goodness girl, you made remember the green bottle, now I want to Mount and Do you.
52. Whenever you close your eyes what you see resembles my life without you in it.
53. I got so many reason to love, that looking up the sky they match all the stars.
54. I was so great till my stars ran out.
55. We have just been taught how to bathe people, I was wondering if I can do a practical on you.
56. Your body is made of 70% water and truth is am thirsty.
57. When I’m horny I can run faster than you would when scared.
58. Hey, is this the smell of chloroform? Please am not sure.
59. Who has s*x they are not using, I’d love to borrow.
60. I I come with you to your place, would you allow me to stay?
61. I don’t have the strength to make you like me but I can stalk you hoping you give in.
62. I’d love to make your socks my home so that I would live with you.
63. Have you ever dreamt being a dancer?
64. Where do you buy your clothes?
65. Can you tell a good joke?
66. Have you made any trip out of town recently?
67. Do you only do that to earn a living?
68. You sure look like a model.
69. What type of guy interest you?
70. Hey, I have never seen such a beauty as you that I couldn’t help noticing you. so what is……
71. Would you love to party with me in your free time?
72. What do you do on your off day?
73. You so hot, do ever get burnt?
74. What does your dad think about dating?
75. I wonder if you can finish a 4-minute mile run.
76. Jogging has done you a lot of good, you got a pretty and sleek physique.
77. Hey, do you do laundry? Was debating with myself the right quantity of bleach to put in for my nice suit.
78. I would love to help you fold your sheets.
79. Is it me or are all these painting the same?
80. Your beautiful face would make such an amazing paint.
81. I can visualize my portrait and yours sitting for a cup of coffee.
82. What are the scores? I would love to make a touch-down score with you.
83. What kind of sport do you like?
84. Let’s surprise your roommate/parents. Don’t go home tonight.
85. I wish you knew how many times I had to swipe left to get to you.
86. I would love to play your favorite game.
87. Maybe you and me could…..!
88. What’s your best movie ever?
89. Excuse me honey, you sitting on my spot.
90. Have mercy please, you killing me with your beauty.
91. How about we take a talk?
92. You resemble someone I love so much.
93. You make me remember my dead ex-girlfriend.
94. I love to smash you in the face with a kiss.
95. What do you think about me?
96. I would love to tell you how pretty you are but am gay.
97. While passing I realized you were stalking me, so….
98. What a shame you had to sit on such lovely butts.
99. Wow, are you wearing space pants? Your *ss is just not from this planet.
100. Hey, you dropped your hand.

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Flirty Pick Up Lines

1. I think that cloud was formed for immortal beings like us.
2. Looking at your photo i can’t help seeing heaven in my future.
3. You look so beautiful, though you’ll look even more beautiful hanging on my arm.
4. It has always been said that the right girl would bring the best out of me. You may be that girl.
5. You are lacking nothing; you got them all there beauty, skills and brains.
6. I would gladly give up my dog and hunting gun for you.
7. Can I ask for your mother’s number, I would love to appreciate her for giving birth to you?
8. If first time on the lips would give me your hips forever, then I would love to kiss your pretty body every day.
9. Am not into pick-up lines can we jump to the part where we hook up.
10. Wow! Please tie me around and put a leash on me, I would gladly be you love slave forever.
11. Gazing in your eyes I forget my own mobile number, please give yours.
12. Hi lovely, my eye got hold of you over the internet, so came to see if we have compatible bytes.
13. Can you think of 3 things I could tell that will make you glow?
14. Hi, I know you have been told so much how lovely you look, so what can I do to help make your dreams true?
15. You can change my day by telling me your number, true name and the most convenient time I can call you.
16. You got pretty eyes, amazing hair and wide shoulders, please say you are single.
17. I’m that kind of man who would make feel like a lady.
18. Do you want to know me? I should tell knowing me means loving me.
19. I’m doing an essay for my PhD, would you tell me what’s the most used pickup line you’ve ever been told?
20. I’m wealthy, handsome and bored, what advice would recommend for me?
21. Hey, I’m your Santa, what do want for this Christmas?
22. Life keeps on getting better and better, my job is done for the week, sun is glowing and to top it up I met you, I just couldn’t ask for more.
23. Usually I would ask if I have talked to you before, but I know there is no way I could have forgotten about such an articulate lady like you.
24. My mum warned me not to talk to strangers, can we be friends?
25. I want a lady who is a lover in the bedroom, cook in the kitchen and an eye-candy on my hands.
26. I can compare you to cotton candy covered with a chocolate bar and immersed to fry in decadence.
27. Whenever I go to sleep at night, all I can think of are new ways of how to make you like me.
28. I ever you were an orphan; I would adopt and love you.
29. Three things I would never hate; you, juicy steak and football.
30. I love trouble young lady, so I think I can handle you just fine.
31. You’ve Taken me, I wonder would your dad be Liam Neeson?
32. Did you buy those yoga pants? They are 100% off at my place.
33. You like sweet pizza, have worked at the Dominos?
34. Girl, you my Seoul mate, would be from China?
35. The alphabet has got 20 letters, right?
36. Hey, my bis*xual partner, could we get s*exual after a drink.
37. Could be campfire? You are so hot and I would love some more.
38. You still using explorer? You really love it nice and slow. Don’t you?
39. You smell like garbage, can take you on a date?
40. Hey I’m creating a contact book; it would be nice if I get your number.
41. I’ve always known happiness begins with letter H, surprised mine begins with U.
42. Girl, you hot as fire, allow me to be the wind and blow you hotter.
43. Is it easy to wear those tight pants or getting me out of them?
44. Hi honey, what’s the time? I could just look at my watch but my eyes are stuck on you.
45. Hi, I’d love to have your football jersey – your number and name.
46. Hey, can I go with you to your house? My mum said I should follow my dreams.
47. Would you love Nintendo? I swear we would look lovely together.
48. You got some lovely sweet butts, could you have sat on sugar?
49. Penguins are known to stick forever with their life partners, would like to be my penguin?
50. Baby, each time I see you I’m reminded of the sweet chocolate box. I would really love undress you top.
51. I think there are 20 characters in the alphabetical letters. Oh! I keep forgetting U R Q T and the D I will give later.
52. I wonder how it feels to be the only star in the sky.
53. I argued with my brother that you are not taken; he thinks you are who is right?
54. What does it take to change you from a maybe to become an all-night chick?
55. I just divorced with my wife; she says my flirting is terrible. Would you allow me to practice it on you?
56. What turns you on? Can a good looking computer freak with full wallet do that?
57. The last lady I texted ended up in my couch; do you want to break my streak?
58. Am searching for my love. Would you please show me the way to your heart?
59. I wasn’t into the love at first sight thing, but that changed the first time I came across your profile picture.
60. They say to enter into a man’s heart you can go through his stomach. I’m wondering what it takes to get into a girl’s heart.
61. Lovely, I’d want you to be first thing in my mind when I wake up and the last thing before I sleep.
62. I have a girlfriend who I would gladly dump just to have a night with you.
63. I’ve just bought a phone; can test it with your number see if it is working properly?
64. If I tell you that you got a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
65. Am starting a blog on 100 most kissable ladies I have ever met and I would to interview you.
66. I would love to let you know that the word beautiful has U in it but quickie has both U and I.
67. Hi love, I’m called Milk, I nourish your body.
68. What can I do to take you home with me?
69. Hey, it looks like you best on your knees. Just wondering did ever play volleyball?
70. Were you watching me? I really would have liked to make you fall for my smile same way I felt for yours.
71. Do you play firetruck game? I would walk my fingers right to the top of your legs and you’d shout red light for me to stop only that red light can’t stop Fire trucks.
72. Hi baby, the sign says No Smoking, yet you Smokin.
73. You just like butterflies they are easy to see but had to catch.
74. Damn! You so up s*xy.
75. Hey do you want to be my SLUT? Sweet Little Unforgettable Thing.
76. Goodness gracious! Someone poured beauty all over you.
77. Sorry I can’t read your palms. Guess that’s why they said love is blind.
78. Hey if you have a boyfriend then I too have a math test. Aren’t these things that we cheat on?
79. You such a cute pie. Were your parent bakers?
80. You think nickels are penny? I’m sure your thoughts are worth more.
81. No matter where you fall from, the best you can fall is falling in love with me.
82. Given a chance to arrange the alphabets I would put U and I together.
83. I figure you trying to check me out, are you a cashier?
84. I get it that milk nourishes the body but surely what quantity did you drink?
85. Were you a tear then I would not cry for the fear of losing you?
86. Heard you got three wishes, now that am here what are the other remaining 2?
87. If it is wrong to love you then I’d rather stay wrong forever.
88. Trying to have you in my life is like trying to reach the stars, you sure it is impossible but you just have to try.
89. Lucky is the mirror because each you look into it, it looks right back at you. at least it gets to see you one more time.
90. Touch my shirt; it is made of boyfriend material.
91. A big old man might come to your room and put into a bag, please don’t be afraid I asked Santa for you as my Christmas present.
92. I can’t find my teddy bear; please can I share your bed with you.
93. Look at you keyboard; there is pretty lady between Y and I.
94. Your tag says born in heaven.
95. I have just ingested some Skittles; will care to taste the rainbow?
96. It has been long since I got a hug, would you care to show me?
97. I exchanged an angel for Christmas tree. Would like to replace it?
98. Many photos may need more than a thousand words of compliments but your picture only needs one word! Wow!
99. Hey, I think you dropped my number.
100. You have fine lips like vodka and I’d love to get wasted.

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Clever Pick Up Lines

1. You seem like the square root of 100 because you are a concrete 10, but more like a fantasy.
2. If the number of time I have you in were to be exchanged for stars then the sky would be empty.
3. Does this piece of cloth smell like chloroform?
4. The love I feel for is just as intense as diarrhea, am unable to hold it in.
5. Am searching for the right person to go on an adventure with.
6. It is eventually possible that I slightly love you.
7. I’d love to be the reason you smile each time you look at your phone while walking towards the pole.
8. My faith doesn’t allow me gamble but if ever I would gamble I’ll put my bet on you.
9. Will you tell me your name or are comfortable I call you mine?
10. Hey, it is impossible to spell Calculus by not including US.
11. You such a pretty angel. My eyes are stuck on you.
12. You are nicely awkward just like puppies riding on an elevator.
13. You got a unique physique never again seen in this world. It’s you from the moon.
14. Hey, sorry if you offended but I was just asking if you would love to hold hands.
15. I guess I can call you Obi-Wan for me.
16. Allow me to lace your shoes; I will not tolerate you falling for anyone else.
17. You have to be the God of time because to got two hearts, your heart and mine
18. Hey, you infatuate me.
19. We got chemistry between us. It’s like we are sharing electrons in covalent bond.
20. I’d someone to see me with the same eyes I get when looking at chocolate.
21. I will smash your mouth softly using my mouth because am fond of you.
22. I got in an argument with my buddies; they think I’m able to initiate a talk with a pretty girl, let’s use their money to buy drinks.
23. Please reduce your beauty attraction; I’m trying to avoid liking you.
24. I’d love it if you my emergency contact person.
25. I were to categorize you among fruits, you’d be fineapple
26. If you don’t have an identical twin then you are the prettiest woman on earth.
27. The more I see you the more I need you badly hence I have to put you on My to Do list.
28. If time machine could be invented then I’d love to go back in time and start our relationship over again.
29. You are so rare to find, could Waldo be your name?
30. I’m feeling connected to you. are you Wi-Fi?
31. My happiness starts with U. funny huh!
32. If I could get a chance to look in Erised mirror, I bet I’d see the two of us together.
33. Girl, you seems to have a lot of beryllium, gold, and titanium because you so Full of be au ti.
34. Being around you makes me feel irrational I bet you are a square root of 2.
35. Is Yoda your relative? Because YODALICIOUS.
36. Your brightness intimidates the sun.
37. Having such guns you don’t need a phaser.
38. Hey lovely, word is that you are searching for a knight dressed in a bright armor. So you know I’m wearing God’s armor.
39. So you breathe oxygen, me too. Think we have lots thing in common.
40. Let’s bring our smile in contact.
41. I can’t stop stalking you it’s like you living in a corn field.
42. Damn! You look like a beaver.
43. Having dinner with you is the only thing that can make me stop lying beside you.
44. Hi, I’m Jimmy, now I can begin lying.
45. From my magic watch am sure you not wearing any underwear tonight. Oh damn! You have one then my watch is one hour fast.
46. You are from Tennessee right? Because it’s Ten-n-i-see you.
47. What are doing in a rusty mind like mine?
48. Hey lady, I got huge feet.
49. I feel like we have met before, if am wrong screw me.
50. I heard you were looking for the right man, look no further I’m here.
51. Do you visit this place more often or do you wait until you reach home?
52. Hi, I suggest that you have a sit on my thigh and we will talk about something that will pop out first.
53. Hey girl, haven’t heard yet, my sweater is made from a boyfriend material.
54. How comes I have knowledge of several Pi digits and none of your mobile number?
55. You got lovely pants; allow me to test the zipper.
56. Hey honey, does love at first sight work for you or should come again?
57. What do you think we change the position of your central mass using my lever?
58. Hi love, I want to date you.
59. I can’t explain how I feel for you, but I can liken it to a fossil sample and a paleontologist who can’t wait to date it.
60. Let’s bet $40 dollars, you will turn me down.
61. Those pants you’re wearing will look so lovely on the floor of my bedroom.
62. Hi gorgeous, you seem so ripe to swallow.
63. Hey, you’ve undressed me fair enough using your eyes; can we now get out of this place?
64. I have the urge to fully describe how I feel for you tonight, can we go to my house get a drink and have romance.
65. Would you please help me watch the sunrise in the morning from my bedroom window?
66. Hi sweetheart, I sure would love to overflow you with lots of high-octane love.
67. Would you want to see how incredibly your hair color matches my pillow?
68. I would let you have your own way with me, when you done you can just push me aside.
69. You amaze me by your beauty and charm, I don’t know if it is refreshing or worrying.
70. If I were to earn $100 for every time I thought of you, then I wouldn’t get a dime, because there is no minute I don’t think about you.
71. So the other night I was going through the book of numbers and it occurred to me that I didn’t have your number?
72. You don’t know how badly I want to cuddle you, but it is just impossible because I miss U so much.
73. You look really exhausted; can I help you hold your hands?
74. You got a simple yet disarming kind of smile, it’s just like expelliarmus.
75. Isn’t it just weird, a princess away from her castle!
76. Each time I can’t see you I find myself missing you terribly, it’s like you are a target.
77. Excuse me my lady, am totally attracted to you and from newton’s gravitation law, different poles attract, so I think you also attracted to me.
78. I cherish my breath so much, would you be nice enough not to take it away each time you pass by.
79. If ever you were words, then you would be the best print ever.
80. You must be winter, because you just about to come.
81. Honey, if ever you will go up north on me, I swear I will come down south on you.
82. I read that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the body, let’s make them fight.
83. You have the same name as my wife, though we aren’t married yet in fact I just met her.
84. You really care to know the best thing that ever happened in my life? Guess, it’s the word in the beginning of this sentence.
85. I would love to become your bad wolf tonight.
86. Hey pretty, would you mind getting soniced tonight?
87. Girl, my love for you so great that i would put a star on fire if that is what it would take to tell you good bye.
88. Lovely lady, your eyes are burning brighter that the suns of Gallifreyan.
89. From the view point of the sun, you look s*xier than my tardis.
90. Hey girl, you definitely an angel in a scones and texting perspective but not in the monster murderous perspective.
91. I feel like riding you through time and space. Are you tardis?
92. We so tight that it is even impossible for Snapes to Severus from each other.
93. I want an Occlumency; I just can’t remove you from my mind.
94. I just can’t help imagining if your lips would taste as nice as they look.
95. My pals on the other side of the room would love to have your number so that they would where to find me in the morning.
96. I’m not so sure you playing at which Quidditch angle but I can give this, you look like a keeper.
97. Hey love, are you made of copper and tellurium? You just so Cute.
98. I guess your legs are feeling tired from running in my mind the whole night.
99. Hey, this place is too hot, is it the weather or is it the Holy Spirit burning in you?
100. Excuse, might your name be Grace because you really are Amazing.

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