Got a crush who bleeds red and white? If they’re an Arsenal fan, you’ve already got common ground, now all you need is the perfect line to break the ice. This collection of Arsenal pick up lines is packed with funny, flirty, and clever one-liners that’ll charm any Gooner right off their feet.
From cheeky football Rizz pick up lines to smooth soccer pick up lines, you’ll have plenty of ammo to impress that special fan even if they throw shade at Man United. Get ready to shoot your shot like it’s the North London Derby of love!
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14 Funny Arsenal Pick Up Lines
Is your name Arteta? Because you’re managing to steal my heart!
Are you a season ticket holder? Because you’re always in my stands.
I’d slide tackle anyone to get to you, but I’d still get a yellow.
Are you Emirates Stadium? Because I’m lost in your atmosphere.
My love for you is like Arsenal’s defense: unbreakable (well, most of the time).
Is your name Saka? Because you’re absolutely a starboy.
I’d take you to Highbury, but my heart’s already been demolished.
I’d score for you, but I’m no Thierry Henry.
Is your name Özil? Because you’ve got all my vision.
I’m no goalkeeper, but I’d still try to catch your heart.
Are you a North London Derby? Because you’ve got my heart racing.
I’d wear an Arsenal kit to our wedding, but you’d still outshine me.
Is your name Ramsdale? Because you’re saving all my best moments.
I’d take you to the Emirates, but I’m afraid you’d steal the spotlight.
14 Cheesy Arsenal Pick Up Lines
Are you the Invincibles? Because you’re one of a kind.
My heart beats for you like the Arsenal fans at a Champions League match.
You’re like an Arsenal goal: rare, beautiful, and worth celebrating.
Are you a red and white scarf? Because you’ve got me wrapped up.
Is your name Bergkamp? Because you’ve got that non-flying Dutchman charm.
You’re sweeter than a post-match pie at the Emirates.
My love for you is like Arsenal’s history: long, storied, and full of passion.
Is your name Vieira? Because you’re sparking a battle in my heart.
You’re the assist to my goal, baby.
My heart’s like the Emirates: it’s got 60,000 seats, but they’re all for you.
You’re the North Bank to my Clock End—perfectly in sync.
Are you a Gunnersaurus? Because you’re dino-mite!
I’d climb the 39 steps of Highbury just to get your number.
You’re the trophy I’ve been chasing since 2004.
11 Flirty Arsenal Pick Up Lines
Is your name Martinelli? Because you’re young, hot, and making me dizzy.
Are you a corner kick? Because I’m falling for you at every turn.
I’d take you out faster than Saka running down the wing.
You’ve got me hotter than an Arsenal match in August.
I’d love to take you to the Emirates and show you my… best moves.
I’d slide into your DMs like Rice into a tackle.
Let’s make like Arsenal’s attack and connect in all the right places.
You’re hotter than the Arsenal cannon after a goal.
I’d take you out like Arsenal took out the Invincibles’ record.
I’d get sweaty with you faster than a full-back after extra time.
I’d tackle you softly, but I’m no angel on the pitch.
5 Dirty Arsenal Pick Up Lines
Are you the Emirates pitch? Because I want to be on top of you for 90 minutes.
You make my cannon rise faster than an Arsenal counterattack.
Call me Arteta, ’cause I’ve got a dirty game plan for you tonight.
Wanna recreate the Invincibles? You stay on top, I’ll keep going till we don’t lose a single round.
Like Arsenal in the box, I’ll give you nonstop pressure till you finally let me score.
