79 of the Most Weird Pick Up Lines You’ll Ever Hear

The very concept that a guy could use a one line phrase ,powerful enough to get a lady to follow him home is very weird in itself. Below are some of the most weird pick up lines that guys have successfully used and got tremendous results, not that they are funny or romantic but they are way too weird. Weird pick up lines should be used sparingly since they can land you in big trouble. Here is our list,enjoy! (More on the same: Interesting pick up lines )

Best Weird Pick up lines

1. Hey, you have such lovely eyes. I wonder could your dad have slept with a carrot to have you.
2. Jeeez girl! You are damn hot, can I have your Gmail address?
3. Hey, you make me remember my all-time crush. She died.
4. Hey girl, see I now have so much room in my mouth for your tongue, just lost a few teeth.
5. Among the things in my list is a umh…#weird Chick! You should know that if I fail to have it soon, I will not be allowed to pledge.
6. From the day of my vasectomy, I have been having a slight depression.
7. What could happen if I happen to jump on your back? Will you push me off?
8. If you won’t allow me to buy a drink, at least allow me to repair your laptop?
9. It would be my utmost joy if we could exchange body fluids with each other.
10. Hey, can you speak English, ohm sure I see we have something in common.
11. Hey, I have big lips, and so do you, lets kiss like never before.
12. Honey, do you have any illness? Would you love some?
13. Would it bother you If I stay here with you for a while just until the conditions are favorable over at the place where I farted?
14. Are you on your monthly periods? Well, I have an idea on how tampons are inserted.
15. Hey beautiful, can you loan me your lovely dress sometime?
16. Hi, I have this movie I’m supposed to watch but my momma wouldn’t allow me to watch by myself.
17. Missy, I would love to mention several 0rg&sms after you.
18. Do you really wanna know a thing that would look sexy on you? CRUTCHES.
19. Hey, you are looking much more beautiful in reality than in dreams.
20. It’s like I know you from a place, I’m sorry I just can’t tell when you in your clothes.
    

    

21. Hey, would you mind me having a streak of hair? I would like to create your clone.
22. Hey, I murdered your suitor, so I and you can live forever.
23. You can call me BABY, because I would love to get into you for the coming nine months.
24. Do you have TU-NIPS for a dollar?
25. Hey, don’t be like that me and your daddy are pals.
26. Honey, I would willingly suck gas out of your honey jar.
27. Would you promise not to call the cops on me if I kiss you dirty feet?
28. You seem so intelligent for my damn lines, so I brought roofies.
29. Looks like you ate a light bulb, girl! You so bright.
30. Hi, got a house warming party coming up and I have only invited you.
31. You wanna know how fast I am? Then call the cops.
32. I would like to munch your saliva in bread.
33. Allow me to lick your toes please; I have a disease called fetish feet.
34. You wanna see the gift I bought you, it’s the CD I used the day I stopped being a virgin.
35. Standing beside you makes me feel like Richard Gere next to a lovely lady.
36. I wouldn’t wanna be the person who would come between you….or would I?
37. How do you wipe? Back to front or front to back?
38. I find it so hard to concentrate while I’m with you because you drain all the blood to my boner.
39. If ever I could turn to be anything, I would love to be the water you shower in.
40. A TORNADO is coming, would you mind taking shelter in my basement?
41. Hey, I can smell you within that season, wanna breed?
42. I wanna taste the sweetness of your tampon.
43. I would not mind making friends with your inside.
44. My love for you spells like STALKER.
45. While you are sleeping you got this cute smile on you.
46. Go inside the van.
47. Got very sick, the Doctor said. To heal I should talk to you.
48. You can only see your children on the condition that you do what I want.
49. I do photography. It would be lovely if you’d appear in my first photo shoot.
50. I wanna rip off your skin and put it on.
51. Got a van in the parking lot that has a free candy, wanna see it?
52. Hey, I just realized that every time I’m around you, some monster grows in me, known as “honey get inside my jeep” I really do hope that it won’t escape and I would have to run calling after it.
53. Hey, I love the kind of perfume you wearing. It is just how ladies should smell.
54. Would you want me wait for you in my Ferrari or would the closet suffice?
55. Wow love, it seems today you wished on a star because it is your lucky day.
56. Are you a fan for rainbows? You can be sure to have a taste of my rainbow any time you like.
57. Honey, if ever you were yellow pages, I would spread all my fingers on you.
58. Hey, I heard that at times weird is charming, so what about giving me some bonus points for making the subject salivate.
59. Were you my sister, I wouldn’t mind incest.
60. Hey, pals placed a bet that you can’t take off your top in public, feel like eating their money.
61. Creepy! Creepy! Creepy! Honest comment. You got lovely teeth.
62. 2009, you wanna have a look at my Larry Bird Baseball collection?
63. You got plans tonight? Would you mind a Bible study?
64. Did you know? All those crop circles in England are thanks to me.
65. Looking terribly delicious, would you mind a lick.
66. Would you be my Christmas gift, I would make it my yearly goal to unwrap you.
67. Hey you sure look like a cigarette, whoa! You have a hot figure.
68. Your figure is more like a North Star, it can be wise for men to follow.
69. Hey honey, not to brag but I think I’m the best chess player ever. Don’t be surprised because I’m making a move on you.
70. Hi love, would you agree that dudes who keep on picking ladies on FB are pathetic, if you in agreement please text me your number and we can chat more about it.
71. Could you be a limp doctor? I feel stiff.
72. Were you a pony carousel in front of a store? I would ride on you for the whole day only for a dime.
73. Baby, you so perfect that once I thought you were a fictional character.
74. You just so F-I-Ne. I think you are constituted of #Fluorine. #Iodine. #Neon.
75. Honey, I will make it easy for you, just Blink if you like me.
76. You sure like my backyard; I would really love to dig you up.
77. Seems like you are searching for a lover, nice I’m a keeper.
78. I would love to come forward and say I visually enjoy you.
79. I wanna be your afternoon coffee, would love to sooth you the whole afternoon.